Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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Top comments
StarWolf111 21
I guess you got off on the wrong foot.
GIGA_IMPACT 15
I wonder if the next step is using your elbows..
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Comments (130)
edward80 18
Kinky
rockhead1270 5
Finally a breakthrough on toe jam
martin8337 36
Oooh, kinky!
RedPillSucks 33
yank a bit too hard and that will be the end of that. Foot dexterity is not easy.
maggiefox 25
How did it go? Get back to me c:
awilliams44 9
how does that work.
ohmygoshwhyy 11
Get out of that relationship..
JoeyJaws68 18
Youre a douche
sonictardis 8
Someone is a bit of a prude. I was like that once, then I got introduced to the kinky side. I've never gone back to being "normal"
worldclassrager 41
It a start right?
flashback_fml 14
Thats a very important step lmao
ElectroThunder28 16
Baby steps, baby steps