Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
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Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML
Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
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TheWindowLicker 13
Well you have to admit, they're pretty similar.
RomanCatMama 16
A bunch of sweaty men in their underwear fighting over a belt? Sounds kinda gay to me
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Comments (106)
twofirstnames 12
That's what wrestling is. No shirts, tights, bright masks, grappling... Yea it seems gay to me.
13FMYLIFE 0
That's not real wrestling...
MagicallyFat 12
^ I hate when people think the shit you see on tv is real wrestling… real wrestling is 100x harder than that
eradonnes 0
^^ not really that hard, if it was such a hard sport it would be famous and on tv.although real wrestling as u call it is super homosexual.btw i use to wrestle untill i saw myself on video then i quit bcuz i looked gay,compared to boxing and karate and shit,wrestling is mega ****, i dont mean to troll.
iVelcro 2
this one made me lol. fyl dude :)
Buttsexpirate 9
It's like comparing apples and oranges, although instead of fruit it's crotches.
Anndres 0
says the butt pirate..
Alex94xela 0
I don't think that is a butt. Looks like Peter griffins chin.
EnEl_Infierno 15
That's why you stick to watching MMA now that's a man's sport.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
There's wrestling in MMA. Brock Lesnar was a national champion Greco-Roman wrestler in college. Randy Couture was a wrestler most of his career. Chael Sonnen is another example. Georges St. Pierre is a karate guru turned wrestler. I could probably keep going, but I think you get the point.
Fatalist_ 2
I think he means the Wrestlingmania type of bullshit wrestling. Not the real deal wrestling
KiddNYC1O 20
Ken Shamrock as well.
eradonnes 0
and then brock lesner got his ass whooped for being a stupid racist ****.
wd_caro 6
just go ahead and come out!! you will feel better!!
Enslaved 36
Show them the history. But make sure that there really isn't anything on there that shouldn't be first.(:
khaya 9
Must have been the moment when the one wrestler pinned the other and then started counting.
BloodyMary666 24
Show them ur browser history if it bothers u. It´s not so complicated to figure that out.
IslandLove 0
Show them ur history
aFreedom127 9
Try WWW.Gayporn.com It's nice you're out of the closet, too bad it was your little brother who had to open the door for you.
Picklejar399 2
And it's nice that you know a gay website for him! How bout you step out of the closet first?
Taylo12237 5
Soo do I capitalize the Ws or was that just a typo? ..jw...