Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
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Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML
Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
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TheWindowLicker 13
Well you have to admit, they're pretty similar.
RomanCatMama 16
A bunch of sweaty men in their underwear fighting over a belt? Sounds kinda gay to me
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Comments (106)
urmomsaboss 1
k since wrestling is fake u guys better stop watching movies and tv since theyre fake.
Dcm210 19
i'm glad I'm an only child. wrestling is not gay ****,its a man's soap-opera.
FYLDeep 25
It's not the worst. Having your parents think you watch gay **** is probably a lot better than if they were told you were watching Mr. Hands or 2 girls 1 cup or something.
dancer050 0
Show them the computer history
d0j0man 3
Tell them they aren't naked men because wrestlers wear underwear ;)
Inciter 33
Just show them your computer history.
bubo_fml 10
Confuse your folks even more...Tell them you want to referee gay wrestling matches."Take down, 2 points, precious!" "Oh, subtract 1 point for wearing unfashionable shoes!" etc...
popcynical 4
YDI for watching wrestling.
THE_A_TEEN 27
Well, what can we watch, Mr. Morally Right?
poo12face 0
Just in with it. That way they will be really confused when you have a girlfriend over and it will be funny :-)
Savra_fml 17
Get one of your little brothers' teddy bears, go to your parents and show them where the "naked men" were touching eachother. If it doesn't correspond with the "special place" then they should understand.