Smart kid

By bleredoshia - 08/04/2010 04:27 - New Zealand

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me, "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML
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SourSourDiesel 0

your son is a bright young man

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KVKdragon 26

I swear, too many athiests watch stuff on the internet just to have something to rant about. I mean seriously, look at the comments here. I'm a Christian so I don't count. any hate response comments will be disregarded.

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ssdd_dilligaf 0

So because you are Christian you are entitled to be listened to and other people are just idiotic? that's a little like wishing on a star that you're going to have a perfect life with no opposing oppinions. it's the Internet (as I believe someone already stated) get over it. or simply live in a bubble and pretend everything is rainbows and butterflies everywhere.

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KVKdragon 26

I do live in a bubble. I live in a bubble of medicine. I have nasal allergies, pet allergies, and food allergies to eggs, nuts, mangoes, and high soy doses in food. don't guess right anymore or you'll shock yourself

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ssdd_dilligaf 0

I shock myself daily with complete randomness. and bashing the others because they demand to be heard doesn't work... both sides do the same thing, they try to be louder than the other. it's a pointless fight and no one will win until they die. then we're all let in on the truth whatever it may be.

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terranraida 0

curse your corpse god, may the winds of Chaos devour you all.

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beertime36 0

Your boy has a mind of his own. Makes his own logical conclusions. Your life is great for having a son who doesn't blindly believe in fairy tales.

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The_good_times 0

Best FML haha. Well, maybe that's because I'm an atheist and I share the kids opinion.

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ijrnelson 0

maybe the OP is saying FML because he was talking about it for ages and yet still hadn't indoctrinated his son yet and he'll have to talk for many more hours.. damn that is an FML. lol

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venoom 0

I'd say FML for the poor little kid. Somehow he was gifted with very good judgment skills, specially for a 5y old, unlike his mum, and yet chances are high it will be wasted by a zealous religious braindead mum.

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uhohuscrewedup 0

wow a five year old figured it out and most of you didn't yet.

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ilikeyouuu 0

It sounds like you didn't introduce him to God early enough, but their is still time! :) He is a child and will not be held accountable until later. For now he is stilled saved, if you claim that upon your household. As for all of you ppl who are badmouthing others for their faith, that just shows that you are the ones lacking..I would not presume to make you feel bad for your beliefs or lack their of. I am not a Christian for anyone but God and myself. I really hope that you all have something to look forward to, after you die. God Bless! 

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KVKdragon 26

well said number 98, God smiles upon thy testimony = ]

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ssdd_dilligaf 0

someone who actually commits to their religion and not just the person telling sermons every week. good for you. however I shall remain agnostic.

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Aduro 0

You know what, why can't people just stay home and keep their religious beliefs to themselves and STFU about it, its causing all the wars in the world at the present moment, because everyone believes something different.

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LilDarkAngel9014 2

Amen 98. I totally agree with you. and gob bless you also.

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wily_fml 0

yeah cuz nuclear warheads and tyrrany are a religion... right.

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wutwutandwut 3

"it sounds like you didn't introduce him to God early enough" Get them while they are young, they'll be too intelligent to believe it otherwise. is basically what you said.

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CheshireHalli 19

wily, they're made by religous zealots that can't agree with each other's viewpoints. As for me, I'm agnostic, but I will not tolerate a hypocrite or someone in my face preaching. I'm known to suddenly be very mean when it happens. lol

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ninjanate 0

stupid kids man. and all u atheists who put ydi, ur going to hell.

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ElMundio87 0

if you're actually a christian, I think you missed the bit where jesus preached love and tolerence toward "sinners"

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Darkness101 0

Yeah, who the **** do you think you are just threatening people like that. Go suck a preachers dick you ass!

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Thedrugslikeme2 0

this is one of the funniest fml's i've ever seen but your kid does have a choice to choose what religion he wants to belong in. or Spirituality whichever he chooses but he seems like an atheist already.

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