Religion and Kids: Smart kid

Smart kid

By bleredoshia - 08/04/2010 04:27 - New Zealand

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me, "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

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By potatoebee - 03/04/2012 18:19 - United States - Clover

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2017 22:00

Today, I went to Sunday school for the first time. The priest assured us we could ask him anything, so I did. When class ended the priest pulled me and my mom aside and asked her to stop bringing me to Sunday school until "she learns not to question the bible and accept what she is told". FML

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By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

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By worldsmosthonestdad - 12/05/2017 14:00

Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML

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By sbutler - 14/07/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

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Let people believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2021 16:58

Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a 'stupid creationist bigot'. When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how 'science has proven God does not exist'. FML

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By Evolution mama - 05/02/2014 19:52 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 14:34 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

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Kids say the darndest things

By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 02:02

Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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Thursday 8 April 2010 12:10

Never knew a kid could be that smart.

SourSourDiesel 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:17

your son is a bright young man

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amazingjane 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:29

I will pray for him

ssdd_dilligaf 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:29

Isn't it rather hilarious that the people so in touch with their religion are so dumb they "pass judgement" on a five year old child? if you are true to your own faith then you would not say the child is doomed to eternal fire or whatever it is you believe. i thought only your god could pass judgement? or have you been so stupid as to believe only what some man in the building you go to every Sunday, before the "Holy Bible"? idiots I swear. and OP YDI...for multiple reasons.

ballsmahoney 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:31

wow... that was the most intelligent comment I've read so far! very good point :)

ElMundio87 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:32

what #56 said - spot on

12stargirl 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:31

way to go #6

thebravery 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:32

24- Wow. You're the biggest asshat I've met in a long time. See, I'm a Christian and I'm sure there are others on here are as well and that's very offense. Are you listening to the nonsense that happens to be spewing from your mouth, douche bag? I am NOT stupid or an idiot or a dumb ass or whatever. So stfu. I'm not going to contradict your religion, or lack thereof, (COS THAT'S ******* RUDE!) I'm just wanted to let you know how much of an utter bitch you are. :)

venoom 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:34

he was a bit rude, that's true, but totally to the point ;) Get a life and stop believing crap perpetuated by your ancestors. Enjoy the short time you'll be spending on earth, don't waste it on religions.

KVKdragon 26

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:36

I'm with what TheBravery just said.

ballsmahoney 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:36

that's just a big contradiction. I'm a Christian and..... COS THATS ****** RUDE!

dubstep87 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:33

religion is just a myth.. get over yorselves.. something were taught to believe . "higher power" so when we die, we die peacful.. but!!! that's why you live life to the fullest!!!!