Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
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Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML
Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece. While we were at the grocery store, she pointed at me and loudly announced, “She says she’s on a diet, but she eats cookies in bed!” She wasn’t wrong. The cashier raised an eyebrow. FML
Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
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DrunkenValor 0
Outsmarted by a child, boy do I know how that feels.
sretter 0
Thats one smart niece
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jdannyl 0
That's the way the cookie crumbles
domlebo70 0
This was on Hamish and Andy. Sif poach ideas and palm them off as your own FML's.
moopsy234 0
lol wowzers!! but that's y u take the keys with u ALWAYS!!!!!
Meraklez1013 9
I use that word too! WOWZERS :D
8_wow_11 0
owned by your niece!! cookies ftw =)
8_wow_11 0
you should have used the cookies as bait, then you would have won =P
mad983 0
FAKE! They were talking about this on 'Hamish and Andy' (radio announces in oz) under the segment "Mini Masterminds'. http://www.2dayfm.com.au/shows/hamishandandy/listen
DrunkenValor 0
I find it sad you looked it up.
xanth 0
Could have gotten the idea from Calvin and Hobbes
leisl14 0
how is it fake if the same situation happens to more than one person?
grimface1987 1
Yeah definitely fake. It was a mixture of 2 stories on Hamish & Andy on Tuesday
LeStab 4
ooh very nice but there are alot of fake fmls on here one i saw was in a comic strip i was like that sounds familiar
misspeg 0
ripping off Hamish
franfran_fml 0
This is hilarious!!! What a smart kid. Man, you got owned by a little girl. I bet you felt really stupid afterwards.
gjkees 0
I guess you could say she is one smart cookie. lol