Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
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Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML
Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece. While we were at the grocery store, she pointed at me and loudly announced, “She says she’s on a diet, but she eats cookies in bed!” She wasn’t wrong. The cashier raised an eyebrow. FML
Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
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DrunkenValor 0
Outsmarted by a child, boy do I know how that feels.
sretter 0
Thats one smart niece
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whatulookinat 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqZqh3MwVZw
honeyishrnkdakid 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your niece is awesome :-) p.s. FYL
espada5 0
what an awesom child, i hope my kids are geniouses like that hey, wanna come babysit?? lol
Ohnothingreally 0
De ja vu?
ananamoose 0
Ask her to give you a piece of the cookie shes eating and when she says no bash your head through the kitchen window, and with a bloody face yell at her WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IN a really deep voice, than watch her pee herself, as you sit on her stomach and eat the rest of the cookies
shootingstar8D 0
haha lol how cute
gameoverman_fml 0
Ah, the devious sociopathic CEO's of the future. Aren't they so cute when they're all about tasty, sugary snacks instead of world domination?
neverStopLaughin 0
Bet her mom cant wait till shes 16. And #40 feeling violent today???
bosshaug 0
YDIFBSIDIATSIBC(you deserve it for baby sitting I did it all thiis summer it blows ****)
jessxoxo28 5
LMAO!!! ur niece is hilarious! and #40, wtf? LOL!