Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
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malpalll 0
what the ****. some people have absolutely no self control.
lGreenspanl 2
You should have let out a roar and then ran at the mother with a face full of blood.
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Comments (161)
MCweSCRAPPY 2
What do skiers use as contraception? Their personalities. Now more than a joke thanks to psycho-mom.
danyeezy 0
says the fake snowboarder…
MCweSCRAPPY 2
Bitch I can go circles around you.
JJ123456 0
dude thats not cool
tigerj 0
Snowboarders are always at fault.Always.
DuneManta 8
it's the other way around. you skiers are weaving all over the damn mountain. give us some space
danyeezy 0
dont stop in the middle of the ****** mountain and maybe we wont… just remember skiing was there 1 st
BritSkits 22
Or maybe skiers and snowboarders can both be assholes and it just depends on the people involved.
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TheRealLori 0
That's assault. I hope you called the police on that rabid bitch.
PunxsatownyPhil 0
YDI for snowboarding in Canada in May xP
DuneManta 8
that's a skier for you. they think they own the damn mountain.
Mauskau 36
Was the other way round for me when I went skiing for the first time. My group was so bad, we were going down a red slope and a snowboarder cut one person off, causing them to fall and the rest to follow. I didn't until a group of 3 snowboarders cut me off. I got stuck in the soft snow :
cniggs 0
god skiersare douche bags