Health: Slippin'

Slippin'

By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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Show off

By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By mhogan - 10/03/2020 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML

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Slippery season

By Anonymous - 08/01/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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malpalll 0

Monday 30 May 2011 8:55

what the ****. some people have absolutely no self control.

lGreenspanl 2

Monday 30 May 2011 8:56

You should have let out a roar and then ran at the mother with a face full of blood.

Comments

MCweSCRAPPY 2

Monday 30 May 2011 11:45

What do skiers use as contraception? Their personalities. Now more than a joke thanks to psycho-mom.

danyeezy 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:05

says the fake snowboarder…

MCweSCRAPPY 2

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:02

Bitch I can go circles around you.

JJ123456 0

Monday 30 May 2011 11:46

dude thats not cool

tigerj 0

Monday 30 May 2011 12:18

Snowboarders are always at fault.Always.

DuneManta 8

Monday 30 May 2011 15:40

it's the other way around. you skiers are weaving all over the damn mountain. give us some space

danyeezy 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:11

dont stop in the middle of the ****** mountain and maybe we wont… just remember skiing was there 1 st

BritSkits 22

Wednesday 4 February 2015 19:52

Or maybe skiers and snowboarders can both be assholes and it just depends on the people involved.

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TheRealLori 0

Monday 30 May 2011 14:16

That's assault. I hope you called the police on that rabid bitch.

PunxsatownyPhil 0

Monday 30 May 2011 15:30

YDI for snowboarding in Canada in May xP

DuneManta 8

Monday 30 May 2011 15:36

that's a skier for you. they think they own the damn mountain.

Mauskau 35

Monday 30 May 2011 15:37

Was the other way round for me when I went skiing for the first time. My group was so bad, we were going down a red slope and a snowboarder cut one person off, causing them to fall and the rest to follow. I didn't until a group of 3 snowboarders cut me off. I got stuck in the soft snow :