Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
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malpalll 0
what the ****. some people have absolutely no self control.
lGreenspanl 2
You should have let out a roar and then ran at the mother with a face full of blood.
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Comments (161)
stroudie94 9
create a gigantic ball of snow and run her over with it. (make sure she is running down hill, for maximum impact).
LowLives 9
if I was the OP I would not take that if that stupid woman was a good parent she would have seen what really went on how dare she lay a hand on anyone I would have called the authorities on her
twogood2betrue 0
your scary...
Keyman1212 14
I would say sue her but that's the American way. You have free health care or something like that, go to the doctor for the obvious head trauma she's caused.
cniggs 0
we dont have free healthcare though
Keyman1212 14
Well the propaganda in America seems to say otherwise
BritSkits 22
Dude, it's Canada, not the UK
duma191 21
The health care here is only free if you don't work. mine costs $164 a month.
YeloHaus 0
What's a pederast, Walter?
HannahLouise96 13
The hell? Somebody needs to calm down.
NYBellz 0
wish this was taped n on YouTube
m0rgana 0
what I always tell my friends is if there child gets hurt they'll learn not to do it agin but this time I would say if the mom gets hurt shell learn not to do it agin you should have socked her in the jaw for that move.
chui281 0
Ain't that bout a total b****! IRONIC !!!!
bding1109 0
Honestly, hit the bitch back
Xathanos 16
Wait until she's up on the hill and say this is "name of place" and kick her down.