Health: Slippin'

Slippin'

By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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Show off

By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By mhogan - 10/03/2020 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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malpalll 0

Monday 30 May 2011 8:55

what the ****. some people have absolutely no self control.

lGreenspanl 2

Monday 30 May 2011 8:56

You should have let out a roar and then ran at the mother with a face full of blood.

Comments

yafuckyourlife 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:32

in the middle of all that you managed to ask the girl how old she was? sketchy shit.

rampagexo 7

Friday 14 December 2012 19:23

"How could you hit a 12yr old little girl!" - probably said the mom.

BritSkits 22

Wednesday 4 February 2015 19:55

It's probably just an estimate.

xlyilyixbabyx 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:38

omg, I hate skiiers. this always flippin happens to me when I'm boarding.

v4extreme 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:52

bitch.

GamerMaster2041 12

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:12

FINISH HER

Dirtbiker237 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:38

I ha8 when people cut me off especially in the air and I land on them. there problem

savannah2356 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:31

omfg!! that was me!!! lol!!! sorry bout my mom!

Lillylover_not 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:36

Well her moms rude

christian5260 0

Friday 3 June 2011 7:59

I despise skiers. creating mogul mountains. Arghhh

hman1025 17

Monday 22 August 2016 4:47

My dad snowboards and me, my mom, and my brother all ski. He knows the struggle.

teital 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 7:17

oh my god when I was 12 I got a nosebleed and a broken foot from a snowboarder.... no lie haha seriously that's creepy

nofreaknclue 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 9:22

us skiers are awesome like that :)

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