Nice try, fed

By Anonymous - 21/09/2021 13:00 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, I was selling weed to a guy by text. He was using our code, saying, "Can I book a tutoring session at 6 o'clock?" I asked, "How many hours do you need?" He replied, "Three please." I said, "Sure." Then he said, "Just leave it in the blue Adidas again." FML
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Jeremy Strang 7

Kid, the cops ain't reading your texts. And if they were, that code wouldn't save you.

What's the problem? Just put three hours of tutoring in the blue Adidas. How hard can that be? It seems like you've been able to do it before. I've easily put hours of tutoring in Nikes and New Balances. I should imagine Adidas wouldn't be much different.

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Jeremy Strang 7

Kid, the cops ain't reading your texts. And if they were, that code wouldn't save you.

What's the problem? Just put three hours of tutoring in the blue Adidas. How hard can that be? It seems like you've been able to do it before. I've easily put hours of tutoring in Nikes and New Balances. I should imagine Adidas wouldn't be much different.

It_gets_better 18

The number of people with no sense of humor (downvotes) is scary.

And? Did you want him to hang out with you or something? Are you trying to make Pineapple Express real?