Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that, "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father is living with me because he's broke, but sometimes he has temper tantrums and calls me a son of a bitch. I can't stand to be name-called when I support him 1000%, and then we got into a violent physical fight. We both end up hurt, so I want to kick him out of my house, but I can't because he won't leave. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML
Today, my dad was drunk and angry, so I went to the neighbor's since I didn't know what to do. He was so nice and comforted me as I cried. Then his wife came home, called him a pedophile, beat me, and threw me out. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around when her dad burst in, proclaimed an, “Aha! I caught you you pervert!” moment and threw me out of the house. We’re in our 30s with kids, and jointly own that house. Having a father in law with Alzheimer's is great isn’t it? Just fecking great. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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Welshite 40
It's official: he's a complete bastard.
VengeanceChicken 12
But breastfeeding provides nourishment, whereas pissing in front of everyone provides dirty looks and makes you a recipient for a potential ass-kicking....
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Comments (277)
VerbalVenom 16
Props to you for being man enough to kick him out!
magziffer 5
hes got a point
rocker_chick23 27
What point? Breast feeding is beneficial to a little human grow strong. Pissing in public does not do anything of the sort.
Mama4ddk 15
good for you and your wife, I breastfed wherever I happen to be whenever my children were hungry. And since I had twins you can imagine I was feeding them quite often in places that you maybe others wouldn't think is right. I can't say that 9 out of 10 times no one even noticed though that's what the receiving blankets are for you cover yourself and I'm sure your wife wasn't just letting it all hang out or you would be putting in FML on here about her lol. So good for you for standing up for your child and your wife I'm sorry your father is an unenlightened fool. Good luck
JazNim17 18
I just love the inconsistency of people sometimes. Any other time, a straight man will bend over backwards to see boobs. But add a baby and suddenly those same breasts, which he found so fascinating before, are disgusting. Perfect sense.
Shade1982 21
Of course, there's a baby in the way of the perfect view...
k_mysterious 7
U suck!the one who kept u all his no matter what happened u kicked him out! Wow...*speechless*
rocker_chick23 27
OP had every right to kick his father out of his house since his father was a guest. Also, go back to school and learn how to spell.
Shade1982 21
@47: Are you kidding me?
Fmlsea 28
are you serious ? so you would let your owm family disrespect your wife? wow what a crappy person you are, do the world a favour and dont marry or reproduce!
kittymisfit 13
that ignorant prick. you did the right thing.
jicou 7
your dad is a asshole
Obe27 7
He does have a point, its good that she is proud to be a mom, but in front of ppl? Thats supposed to be private
FKJVMMP 17
I agree. Private. Like, in your own house, with the only other people around being family. That seems a good place for it.
emeraldmaz 9
Yeah, she totally shouldn't be feeding her baby. In her own living room.
emeraldmaz 9
Side note: Do you go somewhere "private" to eat your dinner?
rocker_chick23 27
You mean like the privacy of her OWN house? She can breast feed where ever the **** she wants and if a person has a problem, they can leave.
Adam5858 17
Well i guess he wont be livng there again
boostedc 24
Lack of culture.