Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that, "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father is living with me because he's broke, but sometimes he has temper tantrums and calls me a son of a bitch. I can't stand to be name-called when I support him 1000%, and then we got into a violent physical fight. We both end up hurt, so I want to kick him out of my house, but I can't because he won't leave. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML
Today, my dad was drunk and angry, so I went to the neighbor's since I didn't know what to do. He was so nice and comforted me as I cried. Then his wife came home, called him a pedophile, beat me, and threw me out. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around when her dad burst in, proclaimed an, “Aha! I caught you you pervert!” moment and threw me out of the house. We’re in our 30s with kids, and jointly own that house. Having a father in law with Alzheimer's is great isn’t it? Just fecking great. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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Welshite 40
It's official: he's a complete bastard.
VengeanceChicken 12
But breastfeeding provides nourishment, whereas pissing in front of everyone provides dirty looks and makes you a recipient for a potential ass-kicking....
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Comments (277)
EpicGuy70 13
He sounds like a man of wisdom.
annunaki_fml 11
get ur dad breast pumps for fathers day. that ought to show him.
bpickett18 16
The father definately over reacted, however, if you have company over your wife should use a blanket or somethi g to cover while breast feeding if it makes people feel uncomfortable.
rocker_chick23 27
How do you know she didn't? She most likely did.
Fmlsea 28
most women cover up when feeding their baby anyway ..
supersquirel500 10
Your father was wrong to do that. Since it is your home, and she is your wife, it's perfectly fine to breastfeed in the living room. BUT, there was company over so maybe a more private room would have been better.
z0mBi3kiTTy 18
no.. from her perspective, HE should be the one to leave the room!!
bkbrown01 3
She could have had respect to go into a different room and privately breast feed while having company over.
BlueeyedLindsey 8
Why the hell should she? It's her house. If he didn't like it he could have gone to another room. She doesn't have too.
Sigilwen 24
Absolutely because it's so wrong of her to be comfortable in her own house with family.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
#122 Oh my god of course i mean why on earth should the recently pregnate woman be comfortable **** that she should be in a tight maids outfit making sandwiches in the kitchen and if the baby needs breast feeding then obviously she needs to seek validation of everyone around her -.- bitch please
Witchylady 18
Your dad is an ass. I am glad you defended your wife. I hope your wife is not to traumatised by her father-in-laws bullish and rude behaviour.
alicat13 12
Breast feeding in public is considered public nudity. Your father is uncomfortable at seeing your wifes naked breasts. I agree he could have handled it better though, but your wife should have gone to the bed room if you have guests.
rocker_chick23 27
She wasn't in the public, she was in HER living room. She had every right to breast feed where ever the **** she wanted.
BlueeyedLindsey 8
1. It wasn't a public place 2. In the U.S where this is posted it is legal in ALL states to breast feed in public. So no it's not considered public nudity. Look it up next time so you don't look like an idiot
mikbrooke 25
in australia, absolutely noone has the right to ask you to leave or to go somewhere else. i think they can ask you to cover up, but thats about it. and considering breast feeding is a completely natural act, why would it ever be considered public nudity? & if done correctly, you can barely see the breast anyway.
kingdomgirl94 29
Even if they ask you to leave you can claim harassment and discrimination. In Canada women can walk in public 100% topless because men are allowed to and it was ruled as inequality years ago.
TunaFireStarter 16
In several states in the US, women are allowed to go topless as well. There have been many, many lawsuits where people/police/the city are in the wrong for making a woman cover up or arresting her for being topless. Sadly, in some states women still don't have this right.
tbear4prez 14
Wow, what a great grandfather he'll be!
sanecatlady 13
My grandparents were never like this. What has happened to the world? :'(
rocker_chick23 27
Why do people think breast feeding is icky? Breasts were designed to give nourishment and not be sexual objects.