Simmer down, dad

By QQQ - 20/05/2014 17:27 - United States

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Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that, "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML
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Welshite 39

It's official: he's a complete bastard.

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VengeanceChicken 12

But breastfeeding provides nourishment, whereas pissing in front of everyone provides dirty looks and makes you a recipient for a potential ass-kicking....

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yzzami 17

If it was in public, highly inappropriate and do not want to see it. In your own home, I guess its up to who lives there. I would have probably excused myself and left without making a scene if it were their house

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iateapenguin 27

So a baby should go hungry just because some people are too sensitive to catch a glimpse of a nipple? Get a grip.

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syed121417 22

Americans with breasts in general- awesome! Americans with public breastfeeding- eww put it away!! 1) breast are not meant to be sexualized, we made it that way. Many people in different cultures walk around topless because they know breasts are simply part of the human body with the purpose of breastfeeding. The only truly private area are your pubes.

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syed121417 22

2) I find it amazing how you can go to the beach and women can be wearing bikinis that don't really make a difference in covering themselves up, but a women can not feed her baby in public. You know it's just the baby eating right? What if I said you were disgusting for eating your lunch? It's time to grow up

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yesmydear 7

I seriously don't understand why you have such problems with breastfeeding in the US. Here nobody offends moms for doing the natural thing. OP you are a really great guy!!

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lulinator 40

I used to teach dancing, and my daughter had to come with me because she wouldn't take a bottle from anyone. My students never knew when I was nursing until I was done and burping her. I was cradling her, and one older student asked, "is she eating now?" I said yes. She comes back with "wow, you're like in stealth mode, can barely even tell unless you look really hard."

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lasttimelawd 9

Haha. People are so butthurt about this! The dumb **** shoulda covered herself. Simple as that. Pissing, ********, cumming, and vomiting are all natural processes as well. But you don't see me dropping a deuce in the middle of the mall. Natural or not, that's irrelevant. Would you take your child to a nude beach where they can see naked breasts all over the place? No. So why is it okay for these lazy ***** to whip out their **** wherever they want? And don't gimme the "you can't see anything" bullshit. I've seen more than enough women breastfeeding to know that claim is pure bullshit.

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BeepBeepSwerve 9

If I put you on the scale of stupidity,you'd break it.....twice

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billyisgone 4

You seem like a super classy person. You did realize the OP said she was in her own home right? You know, that place where you can do whatever the **** you want because its your house? What a "lazy ****" for feeding her kid in her own home. You sir, are a complete moron and should be sterilized. Or euthanized. Pick one.

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Thatguy334 7

Your old man is a complete douche canoe

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syed121417 22

I never understood why Americans are so conservative with breast feeding. There are so many cultures where we see breasts as just part of the human body, not a sexual item. Some people need to grow up. And then breast feeding- oh your feeding your child in public the way nature intended, what a irreverent person! I just don't get why people are so uncomfortable with it.

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communisttaco 16

Breast assured that this is a terrible pun.

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dammityou 10

omfg! a boob! everyone take cover! nooooooo

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yeabro_itzmarz 4

That is hilarious... Your dad had the best response ever

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Zebediabolical 40

I find the best way to get breast-feeders to go away is to stare at them creepily, make eye contact with the mom and lick my lips. Works every time. Well, both times. I usually don't care enough to chase them off.

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