Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that, "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father is living with me because he's broke, but sometimes he has temper tantrums and calls me a son of a bitch. I can't stand to be name-called when I support him 1000%, and then we got into a violent physical fight. We both end up hurt, so I want to kick him out of my house, but I can't because he won't leave. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML
Today, my dad was drunk and angry, so I went to the neighbor's since I didn't know what to do. He was so nice and comforted me as I cried. Then his wife came home, called him a pedophile, beat me, and threw me out. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around when her dad burst in, proclaimed an, “Aha! I caught you you pervert!” moment and threw me out of the house. We’re in our 30s with kids, and jointly own that house. Having a father in law with Alzheimer's is great isn’t it? Just fecking great. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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Welshite 40
It's official: he's a complete bastard.
VengeanceChicken 12
But breastfeeding provides nourishment, whereas pissing in front of everyone provides dirty looks and makes you a recipient for a potential ass-kicking....
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Comments (277)
northbaldwinbabe 18
Your dad is a jerk and he deserves a good reality check. He had no right to attack your wife. I hope your dad realizes how wrong he is and that he should NEVER put his hands on a woman. I'd pray to God that he learns his lesson on being a nasty jerk. Best of luck to you and your wife and son!
thisguy2014 4
You should of kicked his head in
Soliloquy93 14
Kudos for sticking up for your wife, I bet she's so thankful to have someone like you that looks out for her and her (your) child :)
ClumsyDude15 1
You handled that pretty well, in my opinion
lollypop624 11
He is a dick!! And CONGRATULATIONS to you, your wife and your beautiful newborn son!! xx
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Was he drunk by any chance? Because how can he be an adult and not know what breast feeding is if he had you?
xyuukinekox 15
I will never understand why breastfeeding is so publicly shameful. People realize that's why women were made with boobs right...formula didn't always exist. I wouldn't do it in public I mean, I'm too modest. But seriously. Let a baby go hungry simply because some people find it offensive/disturbing is just wrong & stupid. #momrant lol
qpdoll 19
Here's a thought: tell him to shove a trash can up his ass.
KrazyKatz3 26
Tell him he's offending you by eating or drinking in front of you and ask him to go to a different room to eat or at least to hide his head under a cloth if he's doing it in front of you.