Simmer down, dad

By QQQ - 20/05/2014 17:27 - United States

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Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that, "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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It's official: he's a complete bastard.

VengeanceChicken 12

But breastfeeding provides nourishment, whereas pissing in front of everyone provides dirty looks and makes you a recipient for a potential ass-kicking....

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Your dad is a jerk and he deserves a good reality check. He had no right to attack your wife. I hope your dad realizes how wrong he is and that he should NEVER put his hands on a woman. I'd pray to God that he learns his lesson on being a nasty jerk. Best of luck to you and your wife and son!

Kudos for sticking up for your wife, I bet she's so thankful to have someone like you that looks out for her and her (your) child :)

You handled that pretty well, in my opinion

He is a dick!! And CONGRATULATIONS to you, your wife and your beautiful newborn son!! xx

Was he drunk by any chance? Because how can he be an adult and not know what breast feeding is if he had you?

I will never understand why breastfeeding is so publicly shameful. People realize that's why women were made with boobs right...formula didn't always exist. I wouldn't do it in public I mean, I'm too modest. But seriously. Let a baby go hungry simply because some people find it offensive/disturbing is just wrong & stupid. #momrant lol

Here's a thought: tell him to shove a trash can up his ass.

KrazyKatz3 26

Tell him he's offending you by eating or drinking in front of you and ask him to go to a different room to eat or at least to hide his head under a cloth if he's doing it in front of you.