Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that, "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father is living with me because he's broke, but sometimes he has temper tantrums and calls me a son of a bitch. I can't stand to be name-called when I support him 1000%, and then we got into a violent physical fight. We both end up hurt, so I want to kick him out of my house, but I can't because he won't leave. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML
Today, my dad was drunk and angry, so I went to the neighbor's since I didn't know what to do. He was so nice and comforted me as I cried. Then his wife came home, called him a pedophile, beat me, and threw me out. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around when her dad burst in, proclaimed an, “Aha! I caught you you pervert!” moment and threw me out of the house. We’re in our 30s with kids, and jointly own that house. Having a father in law with Alzheimer's is great isn’t it? Just fecking great. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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Welshite 40
It's official: he's a complete bastard.
VengeanceChicken 12
But breastfeeding provides nourishment, whereas pissing in front of everyone provides dirty looks and makes you a recipient for a potential ass-kicking....
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Comments (277)
duuuh1 11
You did good OP. My husband was constantly on top of me about covering up (I was always as covered as possible, but my son had a latch problem and it required me to see what I was doing at the beginning). It was really hard to relax when he was shoving extra blankets on me and getting angry if it slipped off. Boobs are there for food, being sexually attractive is an extra perk, not their main function.
BrotherPhil 35
I hope you will not take offence if I comment that your husband was being a jerk. I hope that he has matured enough to agree with me.
z0mBi3kiTTy 18
you're not alone! we get that mentality change. unfortunately others don't... we just need to stick to our guns and make it a normalcy!
damnit1989 16
Ok I would like to agree with a lot of people saying that she can do whatever she wants in her own damn living room. I would also like to mention that I myself never did that, and always covered up, not because people didn't want to see it, but because I was a little shy and didn't want people looking at my boobs. But again, I don't have a problem with anyone else bringing it out to feed their baby, even if we are in the middle of the busiest street in the world.
an3ph 20
Kudos to you for showing him the door. You are a credit to husband-kind.
Gidget_mom 6
When I was nursing my son he wouldn't eat if he was covered up. So if I was around other people (especially in my own home) and he needed to eat I would state, very bluntly, "I'm going to breast feed now. If you don't like it feel free to leave the room" and it was never an issue.
theonecasey 27
Lol i herd someone once saying "brestfeeding is child molestation" people are weird
itcomesinthrees 10
People who think that have some serious issues!
rocker_chick23 27
Well I guess I molested my son for a year. *Rolls eyes* People who say that are idiots. Breast feeding is natural and not sexual.
JustStella 28
Oh dear Lord, how are people like this not extinct?
Fmlsea 28
because murder is illegal ?
psycheiris13 20
So breasts are only fine in a sexual way according to him. But totally taboo when they're used for their natural purpose. I'm glad you stood up for your wife!
chibiXjen 7
Yeah sorry, my father would be banned from ever talking to me and my family again and from stepping foot into my house until he apologized. And even then it would take awhile before he was allowed back in the house.
Obe27 7
I bet if he didnt say anything and stood there and look you would call him a pervert! **** your logic!
Helldemon 32
And **** you for being a ******* moron.
Helldemon 32
Clearly whoever moderated my comment is against breast feeding lol. Their were much less respectful posts including the one above my moderated post lol. Good job on biased moderating.
misofine 0
Sorry, I know it's natural. But I don't want to see anyone's bare breasts. Especially off she just popped out a boob. Especially his son's wife. Announce it first so I had the option to leave or just cover up. Especially when the f nipple pops out and the kid is routing around for it... <shudders>
Sigilwen 24
Solution, don't look.
kingdomgirl94 29
No **** for you. Or movies with topless scenes. Or looking at women in bikinis.
Obe27 7
I totally agree with you!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well don't look then and mind your own business
BrotherPhil 35
You really ought to get help with that.
Queenie2014 11
So it's ok for women to show cleavage in public but not for a woman to breastfeed her baby. Hypocritical much?
dalia36 3
We'll wtf!!!! It's a nataral thing yeah and YOUR house buhh then again she should have privacy buhh STILL he Juss mad Bc ur wife has boobs ;)
rocker_chick23 27
Um...What? I don't speak gibberish