Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
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deuceswild 13
Cause of injury: lack of adhesive ducks.
0h_Boy 26
"While you're down there..."
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Comments (71)
Rexington27 7
Seems like things got a little to wet.
kelseythompson 27
Read that, saw your picture.. laughed my ass off
mete_orito 34
You and the person who asked her husband to tear the lingerie she was using could share your awful experiences. :-P
FrankHotpants 31
Well the last post about things getting heated ended up with the OP unable to walk straight, not sure which one is worst.
waffle3z 6
Your slip and slide turned into a slip&slide.
morella_xx 29
We can tack this on to the end of the long list of reasons why shower sex is seldom as good as you'd think.
theried 3
.. You can do it put your back into it
bleudenan 2
HAHAHAHA!!! The user name means the hunchback of our penis
rfid_fml 13
Lesson learned... caution is key when you plan on showering someone with affection.
worldclassrager 41
Get well soon...maybe a bath would work better...
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Your sex life isn't over...your role will just be more limited for a while...