Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
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deuceswild 13
Cause of injury: lack of adhesive ducks.
0h_Boy 26
"While you're down there..."
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yankeesfancg 13
That had to be fun explaining that at the hospital
MisterEx 28
"I was taking a shower and I fell". Yup. Super fun.
jordynsage 17
So, he stood there and didn't try to help? FYL that sucks.
timakinz 21
Cause falling happens in slow motion. Or her boyfriend totally ignored his super reflex abilities
ltaper11 20
I guess that was a real slippery situation.
Miss_Latina 13
Sounds like it was wet n wild
michelleJ11 25
I wonder how you're going to explain your injuries ... & how was your boyfriend?
j_cat187 20
Your sex life isn't over. It's just that your boyfriend will always be on top.
BossPathfinderGM 14
A good boyfriend will take care of you during your period of recovery. With copious amounts of both TLC and attention to your OTHER needs.
titibug823 11
Your sex life isnt over. Go to a chiropractor to realign your back, get a massage. You'll be fine.
LithFlavored 10
Not gonna lie I chuckled a bit
Axel5238 29
If it makes ya feel any better when I was younger (18 or so) I tried stripping out of my bath robe and jumping on my gf laying on the bed. I'm 6'0 and it was a low ceiling and the floor was title. I put more force on the jump and crashed into the wall and landed on the heater.
Axel5238 29
There was another with the same gf where i stripped out of my bathrobe after a shower and slipped on the title in my room and hit the floor hard. Leave that stuff like that to the professionals. Or at least someone that isn't as goofy as me. I do what I do well, but there are some things my clumsy self should not be attempting.