Work, Sex and Sexism: Sex workers unite!

Sex workers unite!

By not a fan - 07/04/2021 08:00 - United States

Today I’ve been called a prude, a misogynist, a controlling bastard and worse all because I have a problem with my girlfriend masturbating for strangers online. She has an OnlyFans and I hate it. FML

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By Maestro - 01/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

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By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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What's worse?

By Feeling unattractive - 11/10/2023 20:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating to pictures of Olivia Rodrigo on his computer. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that he hasn’t made love to me in weeks because he “couldn’t get horny” or that he’s 38 and apparently sexually attracted to a teenybopper. FML

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Love is…

By Anonymous - 06/06/2023 18:00

Today, my wife has been angry since she walked in on me masturbating. In our hotel room. In NYC. That I booked for our anniversary. That she doesn’t want to leave. Or have sex in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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When pranks go wrong

By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 08:01

Today, as punishment for a prank, my girlfriend has banned all forms of sex, kissing or touching for the foreseeable future. She’s also started stripping as soon as she gets home and walking around in just her thong, or sometimes even completely naked, just to make my suffering worse. FML

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How? Why? What?

By Anonymous - 19/09/2022 16:30

Today, in a holiday cottage, I was a little horny so I decided to watch some porn. An hour later, the owner barged in, screaming that I was not to use her internet for such things, that I’m a "loose slut" and that I'm "going to hell". The bitch must somehow have been illegally spying on my internet usage. FML

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By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML

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Don't you know that you're toxic?

By Anonymous - 07/07/2020 23:02

Today, I found out my girlfriend talks to around 18 other men for fun. She says she loves me more, but I told her to prove it, so I took her phone and deleted the social media accounts that she made just for these men. Now I'm a "toxic controlling monster" because I don't let her chat with random men. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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cuz803 44

Wednesday 7 April 2021 17:03

Simple solution: break up and find someone who isn't a sex worker.

Decipherme 11

Wednesday 7 April 2021 18:01

Well whats her name? 🤣 totally kidding fella. Look - you do NOT have to tolerate that. It is perfectly acceptable for you to be true to your values for YOURSELF. Don’t compromise your beliefs for a piece of ass. If you stay- it will just fester and build resentment which is not good for either of you. I get it, you may love her but you will love many in a lifetime - respect & honor also play a role in a relationship. To thine own heart be true.

Comments

123Puppy 33

Thursday 8 April 2021 15:02

You have every right to be upset about that! I would suggest breaking up with her!

Brightside86 30

Friday 9 April 2021 1:26

Better to be on onlyfans than in a 9-5 that you hate and make practically nothing. I think the whole thing is a lot less demeaning than many typical jobs.

newwitch2010 11

Friday 9 April 2021 8:32

you should have talked about it before she started this.

Stargazers 3

Saturday 10 April 2021 22:54

She still your girlfriend? She's for the streets!!!

Hailstorm92 10

Monday 12 April 2021 20:43

Hey just ask to join in somehow. Compromise. If nothing can be worked out to where you’re ok with it an she still is happy also then dump her. But probably joining her might make it spicy lol