Today I’ve been called a prude, a misogynist, a controlling bastard and worse all because I have a problem with my girlfriend masturbating for strangers online. She has an OnlyFans and I hate it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out because I tried to introduce her to me being a Little. Instead of hearing me out or trying to learn anything real about the lifestyle, she just called me a sick pervert because of all the bad crap people write about us online. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, I found out, after months of being made to think I'm crazy, that my girlfriend has a complete online presence across 10+ cam/OnyFans/websites/Telegram, etc. It's my biggest trigger, my previous partner did the same on a much bigger scale. She denied it to the point of me moving out. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating to pictures of Olivia Rodrigo on his computer. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that he hasn’t made love to me in weeks because he “couldn’t get horny” or that he’s 38 and apparently sexually attracted to a teenybopper. FML
Today, my wife has been angry since she walked in on me masturbating. In our hotel room. In NYC. That I booked for our anniversary. That she doesn’t want to leave. Or have sex in. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, a lack of porn is ruining my life. My boyfriend refuses to verify his age for some reason, so now every time he’s horny he pesters me instead of sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy sex and porn too, but not three times a day. I’ve got other shit to do. FML
Today, in a holiday cottage, I was a little horny so I decided to watch some porn. An hour later, the owner barged in, screaming that I was not to use her internet for such things, that I’m a "loose slut" and that I'm "going to hell". The bitch must somehow have been illegally spying on my internet usage. FML
Today, as punishment for a prank, my girlfriend has banned all forms of sex, kissing, or touching for the foreseeable future. She’s also started stripping as soon as she gets home and walking around in just her thong, or sometimes even completely naked, just to make my suffering worse. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
Simple solution: break up and find someone who isn't a sex worker.
Decipherme 11
Well whats her name? 🤣 totally kidding fella. Look - you do NOT have to tolerate that. It is perfectly acceptable for you to be true to your values for YOURSELF. Don’t compromise your beliefs for a piece of ass. If you stay- it will just fester and build resentment which is not good for either of you. I get it, you may love her but you will love many in a lifetime - respect & honor also play a role in a relationship. To thine own heart be true.
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Comments (17)
123Puppy 33
You have every right to be upset about that! I would suggest breaking up with her!
Brightside86 31
Better to be on onlyfans than in a 9-5 that you hate and make practically nothing. I think the whole thing is a lot less demeaning than many typical jobs.
newwitch2010 11
you should have talked about it before she started this.
Stargazers 3
She still your girlfriend? She's for the streets!!!
Hailstorm92 12
Hey just ask to join in somehow. Compromise. If nothing can be worked out to where you’re ok with it an she still is happy also then dump her. But probably joining her might make it spicy lol
Billie-Jo 9
Why are you still with her, knowing that she does that?