Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She'd said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said, "Nah, it's just a generic face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
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UberNova 18
Get your foot out your mouth and say "this one doesn't compare to you", you're welcome.
sandracore 15
As an artist, this would turn me on
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Comments (128)
thefailgurl96 11
Good job OP
xInwex 12
Sadly this is something I'd say as well. I feel your pain.
flutter4 7
I think everyone gets nervous and talks shit
PrettyKookieToo 8
Well, at least you were honest. She was being a bit direct.
alittlebecause 4
Wait... You're in the US and you're on a train??
SystemofaBlink41 27
And why is being in the US change your train privileges?
Shrike 24
Yes, the US has train networks. Jeez, is the air thin under that rock?
XtraEzeee 8
Pssh, everyone knows the only train in existence is the Hogwarts Express, and that's in England.
MerrikBarbarian 9
I do this far too often. I think it's an artist thing. We are prone to foot in mouth disease
perdix 31
You could have saved that in such a way that would have gotten you laid. "Oh, no, I can never draw anything as beautiful as your face." You ended up jerking off, I'll bet.
b3tazoid 5
You should've saved yourself by saying "besides, it's too ugly to be you." and you should have stopped yourself. YDI
DontThumbMeDown 8
Its ok because i still love you
SqueakyChipmunk 22
The irony of your name kills me.
sublimaze 6
Much to learn you still have, young Padawan.
Sawarski 13
Wonderful picture.
doodlecloud 27
To be honest, I don't think I'd want to go out with someone that full of themself. I imagine you were thinking it would be more a bit of fun than a big relationship but still...I guess narcissism can be a turn off sometimes too.