Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She'd said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said, "Nah, it's just a generic face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
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UberNova 18
Get your foot out your mouth and say "this one doesn't compare to you", you're welcome.
sandracore 15
As an artist, this would turn me on
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Comments (128)
avamorrison 0
We're all a bit socially awkward. It's ok. :)
osm1989_fml 6
Who the hell sees a drawing and says something so conceited and narcicisstic anyway? I hope she found your comment insulting. People like that deserve to be knocked off their pedestals.
Ynasia 5
I completely agree. "Wow, she's pretty--oh, obviously, she has to be me." Line of logic = flawed. And sigh...FML's like this make me wonder about how superficial OP seems to be--what if she hadn't been pretty, would he still be so sad about it?
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
I was just thinking the same thing. It reminds me of the dumb pickup lines my friends made up, like using "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" or "Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?" Conceited as hell, bur unlike this girl my friend's never actually USED these on anyone because they know how pathetic they are. Don't worry OP. You deserve better than those type of girls. But for your sake I hope you realize that..
djgoreo 12
Yeah, that's when you say, "You're prettier, do you want me to draw you?"
flutter4 7
That would just make her head bigger. It sounds like her ego is a little too big as it is.
carminecris89 13
Lol, you're lucky she was nice. The few times I have drawn people in public I've gotten the death glare from the people I was drawing.
0ops_i_died 8
He clearly said he wasn't drawing her, he just didn't intend to insult her...
N3766 20
you can draw me... :d
livelovemusic22 3
That would be hot. If I were her i'd keep a conversation with you :)
skittlesmeep 4
This made me laugh :) Don't kick yourself too much over it!
journeytotheend 16
Oh I tried but I could never draw something that beautiful! Hi I'm......
awkward_gothlady 32
I stick my foot in my mouth all the time in those situations...I feel for you.
dandancc 13
You should've completed with "you are much prettier" =D
angeluv_2014 22
I'd be creeped out by a guy drawing me on a train that I didn't know...
flutter4 7
He wasn't drawing her though