By Bontempi - 19/07/2012 18:55 - France

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
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madelinebriana 11

Pointing out the obvious in order to get the first comment is a superb idea!

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SenselessPattern 12

I'd call 911, but you just sadistically murdered Spongebob so you'd probably get arrested.

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Bluekaren16 19

I seriously did not get this FML at first. I thought sponge meant some type of bread, until I read the other comments. Fail.

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jkmartinjk 16

@15: Wearing a push-up bra to make your boobs look bigger is a superb idea!

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XmoulcraftX 6

15 all I have to say is bitch please >.>

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twilightterd 4

why do people vote down comments like these? nothing wrong with them...

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Oreohugzpenny 4

You murdered Sponge Bob! You're next....:}

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gmc_blossom 21

49- Running around leaving scars? ;3

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NeonPopRocks 14

15- You trying to be deep or something with your messed up hair.....?

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lonkite101 14

Must of been pretty good if he didn't notice.

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lonkite101 14

Oh, excuse my comment. I didn't notice the "drunk" part. FML

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onlychildFTW 33

It musthave not been that good because Op didn't finish it.

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loloalltheway 23

Ni, not very yummy , but He was drunk so the taste didn't matter xD

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Wangan_Warrior 9

I thought the French were supposed to be the best cooks? :P

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colliebuddz420 7

At least he didn't put it in the toaster...

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looloothing 9

Best FML I've read in a while.

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lonkite101 14

So did patrick. Sponge bars are delicious!

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TheDragonWarrior 5

Squidward: Ahhh peace and quiet. *pulls out clarinet in order to destroy I mean delight the ears*

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lolfood 24

I shall apologize for that stupid comment.

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kamikrazy 6

No need to apologize. Stupid comments come and go. It happens.

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onemorehuman 3

Did you ever notice no one in spongebob has ears? How can anyone hear squidward and his clarinet or spongebob and his laughing

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Mr_Krabs 5

*Sniffle* He was one of the best frycooks ive ever had *Sniffle*

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duckiegirl21 10

Sandy Cheeks, mermaid man and barnacle boy all have ears :P

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tinkrocks98 6

#176 use your imagination !

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evilplatypus 38

I really hope you didn't come here looking for sympathy, OP. You completely deserved that one.

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zandalee 19

I agree! It is so time you left home and stopped sponging off your parents! ;)

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ebonyirony 29

5- I think OP came here because it was FML worthy. Just a guess.

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sirpantselot 22

I appreciate these ones more. It takes guts to admit this stuff, even anonymously online. Much better than the whiny "poor me" FMLs.

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terrykayez 6

164- 100% agree with you, they know they're idiots and decided to share with the world their hilarious idiocy.

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stormchaser24 24

Was it tasty? Did you get it with extra e-coil?

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outoftown 26

I was thinking the same thing, with a side order of Listeria

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botanistjessica 24

If e-coil is anything like e. coli, that might suck.

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rikitsumiatsu 11

That's some nasty shit u don't know how much shit is on that sponge

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Commander223 9

It not like OP would've eaten it if he was thinking properly. I mean, OP was drunk...

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nubnibbler 4

Try pitching that to some local restaurants.

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bjf10 22

Imagine the possibilities! Sponge a la mode French Sponge SBLT (Sponge, Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato) etc!

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kut17 11

Good luck pooping that out.

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outoftown 26

10 The E. coli, Listeria, and other yummy bugs should help with that.

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aylard 0

I died laughing reading this comment.

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LLZNH 1

I can only imagine the embarrassment as a sponge finds its way into the toilet bowl...

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