Well, now you can tell them you can get published on FML, which is no easy task. ?

I checked the sex and...yup, woman. Ah, women. They can be nuclear physicists, some people will never be happy unless they stay home making spaghetti and sucking their meatballs. Don't let your family drag you down; you are awesome!

Mmmmm spaghetti and meatballs.

Well you're meeting all of my standard.

I'm sure with a lot of training and hard work you can add macaroni and cheese to your repertoire, and become legend in your family.

"I'm having spaghetti tonight. With meat." "Enjoy eating your meat." "And balls." "Enjoy eating your balls."

Don't lose yourself. Moms spaghetti.

Hey a lot of people can't do that (like me, can never cook the noodles right) so have a little more confidence in yourself.