FML : Today, for my family, my most impressive quality is I can make spaghetti and meatballs. FML

By Balls - / Saturday 27 May 2017 22:00 / Australia - Abbotsford

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By egnur_mas | 16

#7461133 - Saturday 27 May 2017 02:43

Well, now you can tell them you can get published on FML, which is no easy task. ?

By Yudith | 9

#7461137 - Saturday 27 May 2017 03:28

I checked the sex and...yup, woman. Ah, women. They can be nuclear physicists, some people will never be happy unless they stay home making spaghetti and sucking their meatballs. Don't let your family drag you down; you are awesome!

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By egnur_mas | 16

#7461133 - Saturday 27 May 2017 02:43

Well, now you can tell them you can get published on FML, which is no easy task. ?

egnur_mas | 16

#7461134 - Saturday 27 May 2017 02:44

I don't know how that question mark got there, my apologies.

By Yudith | 9

#7461137 - Saturday 27 May 2017 03:28

By Regulate | 20

#7461143 - Saturday 27 May 2017 03:54

Mmmmm spaghetti and meatballs.

By MisterKnowItAll | 14

#7461224 - Saturday 27 May 2017 06:58

Well you're meeting all of my standard.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7461239 - Saturday 27 May 2017 07:24

I'm sure with a lot of training and hard work you can add macaroni and cheese to your repertoire, and become legend in your family.

By RockPrincess26 | 12

#7461376 - Sunday 28 May 2017 01:12

"I'm having spaghetti tonight. With meat." "Enjoy eating your meat." "And balls." "Enjoy eating your balls."

By Lobby_Bee | 13

#7461402 - Sunday 28 May 2017 03:55

Don't lose yourself. Moms spaghetti.

By CrazyTrainWreck | 18

#7461705 - Sunday 28 May 2017 07:39

Hey a lot of people can't do that (like me, can never cook the noodles right) so have a little more confidence in yourself.

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