Relationships, Relatable and Spiders: Communication Breakdown - FML

Communication Breakdown

By dummy - 10/07/2022 04:00

Today, my hubby and I realised that the most excitement in our lives this week has been watching how far the disabled spider that got shut in the door has made it around our bathroom. We were both watching all week and have only just told each other. No communication and spider voyeurs. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 11 July 2022 2:34

So, what's going on? Keep us posted! Are you leaving it dead flies to eat since it can't climb its web anymore? And are you leaving a TV on when you're away, so it won't get bored?

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Monday 11 July 2022 5:16

Does Peter Parker need to enter rehab?

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 11 July 2022 2:34

So, what's going on? Keep us posted! Are you leaving it dead flies to eat since it can't climb its web anymore? And are you leaving a TV on when you're away, so it won't get bored?

SirEnigM0nk 22

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Monday 11 July 2022 5:16

Does Peter Parker need to enter rehab?

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