Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML
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camartinez23 0
who's bullying who now? ;)
omgshaylaaa 0
one word. karma.
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rogerusmc23 0
Marines- your best friend or your worst enemy.. Semper Fi YDI
lovinit5683 0
People are being stupid. Either way you TOTALLY deserve it. It's your own fault for harassing him in High School. I hope you get what you deserve from him.
Spunker59 0
"I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery, but I plead with you, with tears in my eyes, if you F*** with me, I'll kill you all!" ~Marine General James Mattis to Iraqi tribal leader
SteelCladAngel 0
mmmmmmmmm men in uniform.
loganxlz 0
karma
bibbypower 0
hahahaha I don't feel bad for you at all! you totally deserve it.
Ieatpeople17 0
He touches you then sue him and laugh once again
MysLys 0
Seems as though OP has found a fellow insecure moron to cry with him.
loserman67 36
wow, you're an ass
Nemmycakes 3
lol, he's going to kill you.
natmarie 1
and what is your job now?
OfficeNinja 5
then he shoved your head in the toilet, after giving you an epic ass beating. then he had a "flag ceremony" involving you, a flagpole. and rope attached to your underwear. good. what goes around comes around.