Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after my landlord announced a "surprise" apartment inspection, I spent the entire night cleaning every room, scrubbing the oven, and organizing closets. The inspector walked in, looked around for 20 seconds, checked for a smoke detector, then left. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML
Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML
Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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Cappiej 18
That's when you hand them a broom
indistructo 3
ur roommates sound like dicks...
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Comments (115)
Yellow_Fish79 11
Start making "spots" on their faces. Ungreatful bastards.
ih82bl8 2
Gosh, u sound like my mom
Flutequeen 0
Don't clean there room next time.
doctor_awesome 8
*their
perdix 31
Wait til they find out about all the finely aged foods you threw out during your anal binge.
upyourzlolz 11
8700 comments, perdix What a nice number.
KiddNYC1O 22
35- To get to that number you'd have to comment on each FML numerous times.
KiddNYC1O 22
Is your pic taken from the Navy Pier ferris wheel, 35??
jwalter410 3
Some people are just very inconsiderate. next time you should just let everything mold or move all of the trach into their rooms so they have to clean it or live with it right next to them as they slept.
fruitmasterpuff 2
hit them with a banjo.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Everyone's a critic.
MegaTroller_fml 5
Well, since you're at it, they might as well.
RainbowHeadache 2
Your roommates sound like my mom.
Cappiej 18
Is she an ungrateful asshole too?
arrowshockey18 2
Should have took all the shit and threw it on the floor except your stuff and told them to pick their own shit up.