Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after my landlord announced a "surprise" apartment inspection, I spent the entire night cleaning every room, scrubbing the oven, and organizing closets. The inspector walked in, looked around for 20 seconds, checked for a smoke detector, then left. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML
Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML
Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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Top comments
Cappiej 18
That's when you hand them a broom
indistructo 3
ur roommates sound like dicks...
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Comments (115)
wilesmoods1 0
Cool story, bro.
perdix 31
Nobody wants to hear a bunch of backtalk from the help. The concept of the sassy maid died with Hazel. Keep your mouth shut in the presence of your betters.
detriotsprtsfan 6
sucks bro
wegetrz 14
That's why roommates suck and ydi for cleaning after adults.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Try to even the spots out by trashing the whole place again.
arealwarrior 0
Well you shouldn't have missed those spots lol jp But seriously one can never satisfy others bunch of ungrateful duchess
keshaforever1 14
What asses.Don't clean any of their stuff next time.
perdix 31
Why do you have all this free time anyways? Are you a hobo?
RuleBritannia_fml 0
What helpful fellows.
Calyx_fml 22
Slobs dont care if the place is clean so why would they thank you? You didn't do anything that benefits them. Cleaning that place only benefits you, OP. Next time keep this in mind and dont expect thanks.