Love and Break-ups: Side hustle - FML

Side hustle

By BlindsidedAFuhh - 15/08/2022 06:00

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement and broke up with me abruptly, because his mom "wouldn’t approve and I deserve a mother-in-law who would approve.” His mother passed away from COVID last year. I later found out that “mom” was code word for his other girlfriend, who he’s been seeing for a year. FML

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dreams2383 17

Tuesday 16 August 2022 22:19

he did you a favor. you don't need that loser

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 15 August 2022 6:40

You should be nicer to his "mom" so she'll approve and let you marry him. Or at least get a threesome out of it.

dreams2383 17

Tuesday 16 August 2022 22:19

he did you a favor. you don't need that loser

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