soomeone
United States
Romantic move
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ryan746
United States
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Anon
Canada
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Joe Smooth move
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
a man
Houston, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Idiot
United States
Romantic fool
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Stud
United States
Way too smooth
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
oops
Victoria, Canada
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
SaMike
United States
Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML
Top comments
MermaidSongXOXO 6
That's not the way you hit on girls, you know. They don't mean it literally. I guess you got to the punchline of the joke. I'll be here all week, people -_-
sutchy 0
"Oops, I'm sorry, that was a total accident." Problem solved?
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Comments (218)
ahhfuckmylife 0
I thinks he's a pimp 4 smacking her like tht how the hell do u hit someone if ur going around them cmon YDI
jessxrawr4 0
my boyfriend does that on a daily basis!:]
sweetiepie514 0
lol! faill!!!
sucks4u918 4
if I were her I woulda laughed :D
Fancy1988 0
U must be a nerd
ivyelizabeth 0
haha my boyfriend's done the same. Just laugh it off :)
BullletProof 5
LOLOL It's not big deal, me and my bf accidentally punch and smack each other all the time, being the uncoordinated nerds that we are :3 Being into that kinky stuff doesnt hurt either ;)
science_nerd 5
This isn't FML it's more oops
Sir_Swaggington 6
Smooth lol.
babeababe 16
I feel like this should be an FML for your girlfriend. Not you. As she was the one who got hit in the face.