Today, I had just got a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I thought it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if you're going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML
Today, I picked up some of my friends from a bar downtown. They were pretty drunk and were yelling stupid things at people walking by. After stopping to let a fat guy cross the street, they yelled, "Hurry up fatty!" He responded by throwing his milkshake at my car. FML
Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
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Bitts 0
YDI for wasting a perfectly good milkshake
Sunako_fml 9
well, we know whose milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard...
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Comments (258)
stxchickshortie 0
KARMA
Fireball01 0
haha karma's a bitch ehh?
sakurachan04 0
YDI for being a child. Grow up. Seriously, how old are you, 5? Also, YDI for wasting a milkshake. If I could hit the button twice, I would. @26: XD that's even worse. Sorry dude.
twindaddy 0
Serves you right for being stupid. Maybe you won't be stupid anymore.
Manny_B92 0
37 That's a fail on your part sleeping with middle-aged men, but a def. win on my pappy's part. Make me proud hahah.
FacePALM24 0
LOL #37 That was the dumbest thing I've ever read.
littlemisslee 0
Move on.
Polionixon 2
Wow #35 what a way to be a douche. I'd simply think that she is fairly young and immature as was stated. I don't know where in the world you got the idea that she was "trailer trash" Way to be stereotypical.
EMR_fml 0
FML Rule 3) Any time you think something is going to be funny it's probably not going to work out well for you. YDI
MsTs1 0
this neverr happened