FML : Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party....

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 10 March 2016 16:41 / United States - Augusta

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By thestoryofacaleb | 14

#6556594 - Friday 11 March 2016 1:36

Maybe the best present you could give yourself is some real friends :) Good luck OP and don't let them get you down!

By darshini_ii | 22

#6556622 - Friday 11 March 2016 2:16

It's never too late to make new friends.

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By SimmoDestroyer | 15

#6556592 - Friday 11 March 2016 1:35

That sucks :(

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6556733 - Friday 11 March 2016 6:27

Every group has a you

ClemencyCecil | 4

#6556929 - Friday 11 March 2016 17:11

Here here!

By thebiteof87 | 27

#6556593 - Friday 11 March 2016 1:36

Pretty much the same thing happened to me too on my bday

Tripartita | 44

#6556608 - Friday 11 March 2016 1:47

It's spelled "bidet" and it's incredibly odd that you were talking to your friends while using one.

HighRevolver | 17

#6556841 - Friday 11 March 2016 13:09

I don't get why people disliked this

jadenjacksonm | 14

#6556867 - Friday 11 March 2016 14:49

#33 I didn't mean to dislike your comment I agree.

ClemencyCecil | 4

#6557023 - Friday 11 March 2016 20:12

Cue the violins.......

Sweet_Melody | 15

#6557259 - Saturday 12 March 2016 6:11

#33 I ask myself that question quite a few times when I read comments.

By thestoryofacaleb | 14

#6556594 - Friday 11 March 2016 1:36

Maybe the best present you could give yourself is some real friends :) Good luck OP and don't let them get you down!

By football98_fml | 20

#6556595 - Friday 11 March 2016 1:37

I think it's time for new friends

By stfuwtf | 21

#6556600 - Friday 11 March 2016 1:41

That's not very nice. You deserve friends who actually want to be your friends! Quality over quantity!

By dman798 | 18

#6556606 - Friday 11 March 2016 1:45

That's a bad gift from what it sounds like, bad friends

By hipposteve | 21

#6556607 - Friday 11 March 2016 1:47

treat yourself for your birthday! don't mind the losers :)

By possomman | 9

#6556609 - Friday 11 March 2016 1:48

Looks like some new friends are in order. You don't need your old friends. New ones will respect you.

By Tripartita | 44

#6556611 - Friday 11 March 2016 1:51

I hope you mean EX-friends, OP!

And EX-birthday. And EX-surprise. EX-EX!

Dale_shackleford | 13

#6556623 - Friday 11 March 2016 2:16

... Men: First Class

By ginger1022 | 17

#6556612 - Friday 11 March 2016 1:51

guess they aren't real friends. :/

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