Relax!

By still sore - 12/10/2019 19:00

Today, after months of asking my massage therapist boyfriend to work on me, and him always saying he’s too tired to do so, I called my local spa to make an appointment. He then screamed at me for wasting money and for going to the competition when he could just do the job himself. I'm confused too. FML
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riley873 21

I get not wanting to come home only to work, but if he's not going to do it he can't bitch when you go out to get it done

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Charity Taylor 17

I'd totally argue that being able to and being willing to are clearly two different things. If he were willing to you wouldn't have had to do that.

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bullsonyourface 20

once again reminds me of an episode of Seinfeld

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bullsonyourface 20

stifflers mom was on Seinfeld and was a massage therapist and refused to work on Jerry

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riley873 21

I get not wanting to come home only to work, but if he's not going to do it he can't bitch when you go out to get it done

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Charity Taylor 17

I'd totally argue that being able to and being willing to are clearly two different things. If he were willing to you wouldn't have had to do that.

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JenniF_fml 9

Maybe next time make an appointment with him? That way you get a massage and the money stays with you two

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kfchicken 31

that not how a business works. he'll get paid a cut for the work regardless of if it's her or not, the only difference is that she's vs it being free at home

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Why not book a real appointment through his business so he's within his work hours?

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penney123 10

He’s an idiot! You do you! If he’s not willing to help then F him!

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Sonotsuave 35

Tell him he can’t have his cake and eat it too. Either he helps you out or at least books you an appointment with him, or he pipes the **** down and lets you spend money as you wish.

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JackFaire 27

My family does that stuff. If I need a frying pan I'll be told to not waste my money they can give me one. Months later getting yelled at for finally buying one

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