Love: Today, my husband gave me an ultimatum - choose him or my male... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 09:21 - Canada

Today, my husband gave me an ultimatum - choose him or my male best friend. I chose my husband. My husband then admitted to me that he was hoping I would choose my best friend so he would have an excuse to leave me and wouldn't have to tell me he's been cheating on me. FML

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Maddoctor 10

Friday 10 July 2009 16:04

Ouch, harsh. Well, at least you can divorce his cheating ass now.

wowfmlife 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:06

Tell him you only chose him to cover up your affair with the best friend

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Maddoctor 10

Friday 10 July 2009 16:04

Ouch, harsh. Well, at least you can divorce his cheating ass now.

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Friday 10 July 2009 21:22

Yeah I agree, divorce him+ take the house and all your $$$$/kids/pets/valuables with you ;) BTW, if you click on the location (Ontario) there are some very interesting FMLs. These ones are the best/worst (as in worst situation but a good FML) O_O

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Friday 10 July 2009 23:23

AGREED! xxx

thebigslim 13

Friday 10 July 2009 16:05

You obviously deserve much better than him.... sorry this happened to you. FYL indeed.

wowfmlife 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:06

Tell him you only chose him to cover up your affair with the best friend

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Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:05

Let's say bestfriend dosen't think of her romantically and finds out she said this?

fyourlife33 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:07

well maybe you can have your male best friend now, you must have liked him some being that your husband thought you might choose the friend over him

teamhat 0

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Friday 10 July 2009 16:07

damn your husbands a bastard

nickspohn 0

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Friday 10 July 2009 16:14

leave your husband now, because by reading this you guys will split at one point anyways. Why waste time being with someone like that?

rallets 22

Saturday 11 July 2009 22:42

lmfao wrong FML

randomxtremely 0

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Friday 10 July 2009 16:15

aw

lastminuteperm 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:16

So...your husband wants to leave you.? why write all the words? LOL...judo kidding. I know yiou have to write a lot of words for it to be excepted.

JanisEvans 10

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Friday 10 July 2009 16:18

...and that's why you should never choose lovers over friends... fyl

shewasalmost18 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:21

damn, your husband is a straight up pube.

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