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By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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By Bryan - 30/09/2020 17:01 - United States

Today, I was working out with my trainer. A question popped up in my mind, so I asked if she had to deal with fat people a lot. She then responded, "I'm working with you, aren't I?" FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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Money!

By Sheezey - 24/02/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 17:53 - United States - Draper

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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Sunday 15 March 2009 14:12

obviously a jealous bitch.

whatsarahsaid 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:28

"Perhaps their only other option looked like you, ma'am."

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inlimbo11 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:21

**** that fat bitch.

ChartreusePony 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 7:27

Completely agree with #31. I've noticed a lot of posters here behave like school children when discussing people who are overweight, acting as if those who are larger are subhuman and should be treated with less respect. Get off your high horse, "Bubbah."

MJC84 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:51

Well, how did you get the job? Did you answer her?

CherryBomb17 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:16

how could she complain about fit people at a gym? maybe she could ask for some pointers....?

donthate 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:57

#31 & #33 are obviously overweight. How the hell does "a sweaty chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit" make it sound like he/she has "some disdain towards people who are overweight"?? Dumbasses. Anyway, the woman was obviously jealous and trying to make herself feel better not only by working out but by being a total bitch to someone who probably looks a lot better than her. And if don't look better than her, than she still has no right to whine and bitch if she doesn't look like the fit people herself.

blinkingstarlet 15

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:00

#12 way to generalize overweight people. my sister is overweight and she has plenty of average weight and "skinny" friends as well as overweight friends. she doesn't hate people that look better than her... if anything i've seen more people treat her badly because she's heavy. Maybe the overweight woman was just kidding around with OP. some people have a sarcastic sense of humor. maybe you took it the wrong way.

xzombiekillax 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:53

You should have crammed a twinkie in her mouth and sent her on her way.

RawrrKai 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:32

I don't see why she's talking. She's fat too.

Sportsfreak2034 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 8:13

haha seriosuly people are so mean these days

skullfuckery 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:19

I don't get it. Would she rather all the gym employees were huge fatties who had never done a days exercise in their life? How would that help the gym goers?