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By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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You had to ask

By Bryan - 30/09/2020 17:01 - United States

Today, I was working out with my trainer. A question popped up in my mind, so I asked if she had to deal with fat people a lot. She then responded, "I'm working with you, aren't I?" FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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Money!

By Sheezey - 24/02/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 17:53 - United States - Draper

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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Dude_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:12

obviously a jealous bitch.

whatsarahsaid 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:28

"Perhaps their only other option looked like you, ma'am."

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mac_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:14

just saying that because she doesnt look like you either fat people have no class and spit out any sort of rude thing all of the time, or they are just jelous of people thinner (or the like) than they are. ive only been called ugly by fat people, so i developed this theroy.

BananEnigma 24

Friday 22 April 2016 22:50

I didn't mean to down vote your comment :(((( I've noticed this as well.... But it's more so anyone with low self-esteem or body issues, and those folks could be skinny, fat, or somewhere in between, it doesn't seem to matter..... However I would assume there are quite a few fat people with self esteem and/or body image issues, so there you go.

fb_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:38

See how many friends that gets you #12 (if you're in America) most adults are overweight, after all.

ZleveL 0

Friday 30 July 2010 7:22

no they're not. that's mostly texas

Amkii 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 18:16

Maybe she was genuinely asking, "How did you find this job?" If she'd said, "Then how did you get your job here?" or something like that, I'd be offended if I were you. But the fact she said, "So how did you get your job?" makes me think maybe she was striking up a new cord of conversation. But I'd have to hear her tone, really, to know what she meant. Anyway, it does sound like she's a jealous bitch. FHL.

mzmaverickd 7

Sunday 15 March 2009 18:23

She's mad b/c she's fat; don't sweat it. (No pun intended.)

mac_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 18:36

i have no problem making friends, #13 i have nothing against big people, untill they do that kind of crap, which the majority that i have met, do.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 19:26

She's at a GYM, why the hell wouldn't the staff be fit. WTF?

Gabbymcbride 2

Monday 21 February 2011 2:54

That's what I was thinking…

adrienne_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 19:37

i don't understand why she was complaining, other than just to be a bitch

lolol182 4

Sunday 15 March 2009 20:31

what a bitch

musicislife_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 20:41

I kind of agree with #17, 'cause I mean, you have to have personal trainers at gym's for those who want to hire them. I'm sorry, but walking into a gym, if I hired a personal trainer, I wouldn't want them to be worse off than I am... that would kind of make me slack off and be like "until you look your part/job, don't be pushing me to look better."