Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see, but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML
Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML
Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, at work, one of my 6 year-old students, who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me, "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said, "Your arms are hairy." FML
Today, I felt something wet and warm on my arm. I looked down and saw a kid with his mouth attached to my arm. Didn't expect that out of a third grader. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
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ryvenna 0
He could've drawn a mustache instead~ Or a unibrow.
leilaostara 1
It's a child you retard that's horrible.
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Comments (94)
yankeessuck2004 0
yea its called a razor blade, doesnt cost too much
bloodmonk115 3
it's called single doesn't cost too much
14hatemachine 2
the dynamics of children's drawings are strange...
Fredzter 0
uhm, you shouldn't shave your arms, that will just make it worse.
darkmis1 18
#1: if the OP were a guy, would he b embarrassed? Of course she's a girl! OP: that sux! U can just shave-dontcha think that'd help a lil.
youfailatlife 0
..Probably why you're babysitting instead of out on the weekend. Nair works wonders.
amiiix3 0
#14 is right. Waxing hurts like a bitch, but it works wonders.
beaverdogmouse 0
hahaa awwwww
wowfmlife 0
How do these lame FML's even get posted? Get a razor and get over it
SarahMacPhersonn 0
Do you have nothing better to do then be rude to people you don't know?
surt 0
That's disgusting and obviously why you're babysitting instead of on a date
shortgurlsaywahh 0
Ohemgee you guys are ridiculously mean she probaly doesn't even have bad arm hair its a kid get over it...whenn boys start ignoring you because of it its an issue til then grow up and deal