Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
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Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, I was wedding dress shopping. My fiance is only paying for the dress if I buy a size 10 or under. I’m currently a size 18. Apparently, this will give me “incentive to get in shape for the wedding.” FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, my fiance called off our engagement, all because I let myself go due to comfort eating and depression since my mother passed and I got fired from work. He told me to lose 60 pounds or he “won’t consummate the marriage with my lard ass.” Our wedding and honeymoon were less than a month away. FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, I'm getting married in a week. I was sashaying around the kitchen talking to my friend on the phone, saying, "No more diets, no more blowjobs, and if he complains I get half his money!" when I turned and saw my fiancé in the door. He won't believe that it was a joke and now wants a prenup. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
The wedding is off, right? Because if he thinks he can just call the two of you "fatties", he's not worth it.
Acers1 13
Thats not rude at all
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Comments (132)
ehollow5000 6
If you don't want to leave him, because I'm sure you won't, you shold tell him that is is really messed up for saying what he said and tell him why what he said is wrong. Don't be too nice about it either.
fballdt16 9
go jogging, fatty!
at0micmin3r 23
If the tables were turned and it was a bridezilla talking to her groom and his best man, this FML and comments would have a WHOLE other song n' dance... :/
TheBurdenOfLife 9
I hope you mean "ex fiance." Don't deal with that crap. I had a boyfriend who told me he would dump me if I gained weight by working out. I am now dumped and still underweight.
BritSkits 22
well, since he called you fat, it's only fair that you call him single.
BritSkits 22
since he called you fat, its only fair that you call him single.
foxinlove 1
what a jerk!
bossxxlady 5
& he's no longer your fiancée right? Bc after calling you and ur friend fatties it's clear he doesn't really respect or care about you
jenann85 0
He needs a swift kick to the giblets
BlondePsycho 43
I'm sure he'll make a great father with that attitude.