Priceless

By Anonymous - 04/11/2022 05:00 - Australia - Perth

Spicy
Today, I got back from my honeymoon. Return flights from Australia to New Zealand? $1,800. A week’s accomodation in another country? $1,500. Busting my new husband finger banging a barmaid by the public pool? Fucking priceless. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 986
You deserved it 189

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Wow, that's a lot of money! For that amount, you should have caught him tossing her salad, or teabagging her.

Marcella1016 31

I had to read it a couple times lol. I was like she busted her husband’s finger while she was banging the barmaid? Wait, were they having a threesome? Ohhh wait no he busted his finger while banging the barmaid. Wait... Yeah idk what’s up with my reading comprehension today lol. But damn that really sucks.

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Wait, so if I'm reading this correctly, the most shocking things is that a 1-way flight from Australia to neighboring New Zealand is nearly $1800, and even if that's NZD to USD that's $1000 for a one-way flight...

@Bogrbon- You don't pick up on sarcasm well, do you?

Marcella1016 31

Am I reading it incorrectly? I think he’s right. Honeymoon was already paid for, then she booked a separate one-way ticket home. No?

Wow, that's a lot of money! For that amount, you should have caught him tossing her salad, or teabagging her.

You'll make that money back in the divorce. I'm so sorry, OP.

Marcella1016 31

I had to read it a couple times lol. I was like she busted her husband’s finger while she was banging the barmaid? Wait, were they having a threesome? Ohhh wait no he busted his finger while banging the barmaid. Wait... Yeah idk what’s up with my reading comprehension today lol. But damn that really sucks.

Nikki 17

If it was dark he probably just thought it was you, could happen to anyone.

Wow... in your HONEYMOON? Jesus, he wasted no time in breaking those sacred vows. I hope you didn't consummate the marriage - get an annulment STAT.