Priceless

By Anonymous - 04/11/2022 05:00 - Australia - Perth

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Today, I got back from my honeymoon. Return flights from Australia to New Zealand? $1,800. A week’s accomodation in another country? $1,500. Busting my new husband finger banging a barmaid by the public pool? Fucking priceless. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Wow, that's a lot of money! For that amount, you should have caught him tossing her salad, or teabagging her.

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Marcella1016 31

I had to read it a couple times lol. I was like she busted her husband’s finger while she was banging the barmaid? Wait, were they having a threesome? Ohhh wait no he busted his finger while banging the barmaid. Wait... Yeah idk what’s up with my reading comprehension today lol. But damn that really sucks.

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Bogrbon 27

Wait, so if I'm reading this correctly, the most shocking things is that a 1-way flight from Australia to neighboring New Zealand is nearly $1800, and even if that's NZD to USD that's $1000 for a one-way flight...

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Hangryko 26

@Bogrbon- You don't pick up on sarcasm well, do you?

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Marcella1016 31

Am I reading it incorrectly? I think he’s right. Honeymoon was already paid for, then she booked a separate one-way ticket home. No?

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RichardPencil 30

Wow, that's a lot of money! For that amount, you should have caught him tossing her salad, or teabagging her.

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Hangryko 26

You'll make that money back in the divorce. I'm so sorry, OP.

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Marcella1016 31

I had to read it a couple times lol. I was like she busted her husband’s finger while she was banging the barmaid? Wait, were they having a threesome? Ohhh wait no he busted his finger while banging the barmaid. Wait... Yeah idk what’s up with my reading comprehension today lol. But damn that really sucks.

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Nikki 16

I did the same if that helps

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Brightside86 29

If it was dark he probably just thought it was you, could happen to anyone.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow... in your HONEYMOON? Jesus, he wasted no time in breaking those sacred vows. I hope you didn't consummate the marriage - get an annulment STAT.

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