By Havinci - 22/08/2017 20:00 - Egypt

Today, I took a picture of a carrot that closely resembled a penis and sent it to one of my friends. My parents saw the photo and grounded me, thinking it was an actual dick pic. They refuse to believe otherwise. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 290
You deserved it 913

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How did they reproduce when it sounds like neither of them have ever seen a penis before?

Your dick must be pretty wrecked if it looks like a carrot. You might want to get it checked out...

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Are you Anthony Weiner?

How did they reproduce when it sounds like neither of them have ever seen a penis before?

At least it wasn't a picture of you snappin'your carrot.

Did your carrot mame its own sauce?

Did your carrot make its own sauce?

Life is hard, um, I mean, difficult, when your penis looks like something else.

How'd you manage to write this fml if you're grounded?

this actually happened in my freshman year of highschool 4 years ago lol

If you look hard enough, like really really hard, you'll see a dick pretty much everywhere.

Was it for a rabbit friend? Or a veggie one?

Your dick must be pretty wrecked if it looks like a carrot. You might want to get it checked out...