Havinci
Egypt
Today, I took a picture of a carrot that closely resembled a penis and sent it to one of my friends. My parents saw the photo and grounded me, thinking it was an actual dick pic. They refuse to believe otherwise. FML
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Regulate 21
How did they reproduce when it sounds like neither of them have ever seen a penis before?
sumocj 14
Your dick must be pretty wrecked if it looks like a carrot. You might want to get it checked out...
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exileonmainst 16
Are you Anthony Weiner?
Regulate 21
How did they reproduce when it sounds like neither of them have ever seen a penis before?
Talented73 54
At least it wasn't a picture of you snappin'your carrot.
Talented73 54
Did your carrot mame its own sauce?
Talented73 54
Did your carrot make its own sauce?
RichardPencil 32
Life is hard, um, I mean, difficult, when your penis looks like something else.
LikeLegitness 21
How'd you manage to write this fml if you're grounded?
Elizabeth McElveen Horne 19
Cell phone?
Havinci 19
this actually happened in my freshman year of highschool 4 years ago lol
Glowworm56 27
If you look hard enough, like really really hard, you'll see a dick pretty much everywhere.
Karm@ 28
Was it for a rabbit friend? Or a veggie one?
sumocj 14
Your dick must be pretty wrecked if it looks like a carrot. You might want to get it checked out...