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Havinci Egypt

Today, I took a picture of a carrot that closely resembled a penis and sent it to one of my friends. My parents saw the photo and grounded me, thinking it was an actual dick pic. They refuse to believe otherwise. FML

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How did they reproduce when it sounds like neither of them have ever seen a penis before?

Your dick must be pretty wrecked if it looks like a carrot. You might want to get it checked out...

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exileonmainst 16

Are you Anthony Weiner?

How did they reproduce when it sounds like neither of them have ever seen a penis before?

At least it wasn't a picture of you snappin'your carrot.

Did your carrot mame its own sauce?

Did your carrot make its own sauce?

Life is hard, um, I mean, difficult, when your penis looks like something else.

LikeLegitness 21

How'd you manage to write this fml if you're grounded?

Elizabeth McElveen Horne 19

Cell phone?

Havinci 19

this actually happened in my freshman year of highschool 4 years ago lol

If you look hard enough, like really really hard, you'll see a dick pretty much everywhere.

Was it for a rabbit friend? Or a veggie one?

Your dick must be pretty wrecked if it looks like a carrot. You might want to get it checked out...