Love, Intimacy, Weird and Break-ups: Weirded out

Weirded out

By Anonymous - 29/09/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend told me she is breaking up with me for my friend, because she likes people with diaper fetishes. I had no clue either of them liked that stuff. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 29 September 2021 5:03

Did you dodge a bullet? Depends ™

Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 29 September 2021 4:01

Well, probably for the best. You don't want to deal with that shit, and by that I mean literally shit, as in poopy diapers...

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Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 29 September 2021 4:01

Well, probably for the best. You don't want to deal with that shit, and by that I mean literally shit, as in poopy diapers...

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 29 September 2021 5:03

Did you dodge a bullet? Depends ™

mccuish 25

Wednesday 29 September 2021 8:45

I could’ve gone my whole life not knowing about a diaper fetish

Plop 17

Wednesday 29 September 2021 14:58

I guess all she wanted was someone who pampers her. And by that I mean someone who gets her Pampers.

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