Today, my girlfriend told me she is breaking up with me for my friend, because she likes people with diaper fetishes. I had no clue either of them liked that stuff. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
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RichardPencil 30
Did you dodge a bullet? Depends ™
Bogrbon 27
Well, probably for the best. You don't want to deal with that shit, and by that I mean literally shit, as in poopy diapers...
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Bogrbon 27
Well, probably for the best. You don't want to deal with that shit, and by that I mean literally shit, as in poopy diapers...
RichardPencil 30
Did you dodge a bullet? Depends ™
mccuish 25
I could’ve gone my whole life not knowing about a diaper fetish
Plop 17
I guess all she wanted was someone who pampers her. And by that I mean someone who gets her Pampers.