Priorities

By mapollis - 20/01/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for the fifth time, and all I could say was, "Can I have my parking permit back?" FML
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Reality_bites 14

OP, why would you let him break up with you FIVE times? I mean I know you probably think you love the guy but where is your self-respect? What i see if that he thinks he can do better than you so he breaks up with you. Then realises he cant or that the grass isnt greener or that hot girl he had his eye on he doesnt have a chance with. So he comes back. And then decides that he wants to be single just in case someone better comes along. And then well you know. He breaks up with you again. If he comes crawling back for the sixth time, tell him to stick it where the sun dont shine. And mean it. Dont let him break up with you for a sixth time.

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SliceNthrice 0

naw the 7th time is it, you can never go wrong at 7.

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mookeyjs 0

I think u deserve it he keeps datin u cuz he knows he can use u and you'll never move on that or u got some good vajajay lol

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EveryDayJackAss 0

are you a ******* BLOND by any chance?

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supmofukka 0

not even phazed lol play cool but i give u 4 hours and you will bawling to one of ur gfs.

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cherry4196 0

well im with my boyfrie

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Sarah__917 14

Fifth time? and you don't understand yet?

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Roman_Senturi_Ag 0

Five breakups? Surely you'd have learnt that he dumped you four times before a reason....

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