Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for the fifth time, and all I could say was, "Can I have my parking permit back?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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Reality_bites 14
OP, why would you let him break up with you FIVE times? I mean I know you probably think you love the guy but where is your self-respect? What i see if that he thinks he can do better than you so he breaks up with you. Then realises he cant or that the grass isnt greener or that hot girl he had his eye on he doesnt have a chance with. So he comes back. And then decides that he wants to be single just in case someone better comes along. And then well you know. He breaks up with you again. If he comes crawling back for the sixth time, tell him to stick it where the sun dont shine. And mean it. Dont let him break up with you for a sixth time.
SliceNthrice 0
naw the 7th time is it, you can never go wrong at 7.
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Comments (55)
darkmis1 18
Maybe it's time to permanently end it :-/
iankennedy17 0
that's not even funny. OP, you are an idiot.
MrAdventure 1
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me five times? Well, you deserved it, and we didn't deserve to hear about it.
judemeister 0
And you continued to date him why?
AntiChrist7 0
5th time. YDI for not learning anything. Girls only love assholes
CallMeHush 1
No ring to give back? If a parking permit is the biggest thing you share it is time to move on. Let him park his POS in public parking.
SubjectX 0
5th time? Jesus you are hopeless.
carrotpuke 0
...so what's the problem? You have your parking permit, now don't get back together with him, lady.
roaminginsomniac 0
Why are you dumb enough to take him back over and over and over? Stop that! Don't be a loser if you don't HAVE to!
NotVeryOriginal 0
This was pretty dumb