Priorities

By mapollis - 20/01/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for the fifth time, and all I could say was, "Can I have my parking permit back?" FML
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Reality_bites 14

OP, why would you let him break up with you FIVE times? I mean I know you probably think you love the guy but where is your self-respect? What i see if that he thinks he can do better than you so he breaks up with you. Then realises he cant or that the grass isnt greener or that hot girl he had his eye on he doesnt have a chance with. So he comes back. And then decides that he wants to be single just in case someone better comes along. And then well you know. He breaks up with you again. If he comes crawling back for the sixth time, tell him to stick it where the sun dont shine. And mean it. Dont let him break up with you for a sixth time.

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SliceNthrice 0

naw the 7th time is it, you can never go wrong at 7.

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Residence_fml 4

Yup you deserved that one. Girl, you need to learn to live your own life, don't lean on him so much you run back every time he breaks up with you or don't fall for his tricks OR stop bitching about it jeez some girls.. no wonder he keeps breaking up with you

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FoundManyLemons 0

YDI for getting back with him a fourth time, but FYL if you didn't get that parking permit back.

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trinithis 2

I thought it was 3 strikes and you're out! At least he had the decency to give you another 2 tries. He should have learned better!

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SNOTTYBONES 0

"There are plenty of fish in the Sea" Go fishin' lol

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ily1210 10

i think youve gotta stop getting back with him , over and over. to just b broken up with again

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dzerzhinsky 0

YDI for being feeble. FYL if you have the twat back again.

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laxman91 0

why would you even date him after getting dumped by him four times before that?? tool

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PottentialFML 0

It seem her relationship was on park with a terrible car

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littlemissbitchy 0

Damn. I thought I had the record this month: three times. Run like hell this time.

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