Priorities

By mapollis - 20/01/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for the fifth time, and all I could say was, "Can I have my parking permit back?" FML
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Reality_bites 14

OP, why would you let him break up with you FIVE times? I mean I know you probably think you love the guy but where is your self-respect? What i see if that he thinks he can do better than you so he breaks up with you. Then realises he cant or that the grass isnt greener or that hot girl he had his eye on he doesnt have a chance with. So he comes back. And then decides that he wants to be single just in case someone better comes along. And then well you know. He breaks up with you again. If he comes crawling back for the sixth time, tell him to stick it where the sun dont shine. And mean it. Dont let him break up with you for a sixth time.

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SliceNthrice 0

naw the 7th time is it, you can never go wrong at 7.

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some_girl9 8

I never say this, but this one is truly MLIA material. How is this an FML if it doesn't even bother you?

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braaap127 0

wat the hell s wrng wit women now a days

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yakturk43 0

wow maybe you'll finally get over your issues of being alone and move on? YDI

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Bob31_fml 4

apparently, you didn't get the hint the first four times. YDI

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Charz 0

Park his car in a handicapped zone get it towed :P stay strong girl

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nolimits 0

YDI for being his doormat - I hope he kept the parking pass too, mat-pollis

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MakeupBurn 0

Um lesson wasn't learned the first time around. YDI!

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corme_fml 0

Maybe things will work out on the 6th try :P

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