Love, Proposal, Engagement ring and LGBTQIA+: Hate crime

Hate crime

By Anonymous - 09/05/2022 04:00

Today, I was planning to propose to my girlfriend. I got out the ring and… she did the same. Coincidentally, she'd planned to propose to me, so we'd both got rings. Too bad our perfect moment was ruined by the bigot who called us “lezzers” and poured a pitcher of beer over both our heads. FML

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You deserved it 294

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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You deserved it 5 752

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 163

You deserved it 4 423

By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 039

You deserved it 3 768

By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML

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You deserved it 280

So romantic…

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 05:00

Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML

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You deserved it 168

Will you…

By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 862

You deserved it 2 815

Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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You deserved it 318

By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

I agree, your life sucks 50 806

You deserved it 4 398

By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 440

You deserved it 4 980

Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 360

You deserved it 2 550

Bogrbon 27

Monday 9 May 2022 4:13

**** bigots. I hope someone called the cops on that bastard for assault and battery.

cacheson 41

Monday 9 May 2022 4:18

Regardless of the bigot, it sounds like you two belong together. I hope you have a long, happy, wonderful life together.

Comments

Bogrbon 27

Monday 9 May 2022 4:13

**** bigots. I hope someone called the cops on that bastard for assault and battery.

cacheson 41

Monday 9 May 2022 4:18

Regardless of the bigot, it sounds like you two belong together. I hope you have a long, happy, wonderful life together.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 May 2022 6:41

That is just so wrong. What a waste of beer!

MorganHex 28

Monday 9 May 2022 12:50

see if you could press charges. hate crime. but either way I hope you are happy together congratulations

Rake 16

Monday 9 May 2022 12:55

The first part sounded like a scene from a romantic movie. The second part was back to the sad reality... I hope you could ignore the idiot and enjoy such an amazing moment together. May it be one of many in a long happy life together!

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 11 May 2022 0:53

I'm sorry you had to deal with this jerk. I hope you can press charges against him. Congrats to you and your fiancee, though. I hope you have a wonderful life together.