Today, I was planning to propose to my girlfriend. I got out the ring and… she did the same. Coincidentally, she'd planned to propose to me, so we'd both got rings. Too bad our perfect moment was ruined by the bigot who called us “lezzers” and poured a pitcher of beer over both our heads. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
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Bogrbon 27
**** bigots. I hope someone called the cops on that bastard for assault and battery.
cacheson 41
Regardless of the bigot, it sounds like you two belong together. I hope you have a long, happy, wonderful life together.
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Bogrbon 27
**** bigots. I hope someone called the cops on that bastard for assault and battery.
cacheson 41
Regardless of the bigot, it sounds like you two belong together. I hope you have a long, happy, wonderful life together.
RichardPencil 30
That is just so wrong. What a waste of beer!
MorganHex 28
see if you could press charges. hate crime. but either way I hope you are happy together congratulations
Rake 17
The first part sounded like a scene from a romantic movie. The second part was back to the sad reality... I hope you could ignore the idiot and enjoy such an amazing moment together. May it be one of many in a long happy life together!
DanielleinDC 33
I'm sorry you had to deal with this jerk. I hope you can press charges against him. Congrats to you and your fiancee, though. I hope you have a wonderful life together.
Grumpy Jack 26
Get the pitcher (empty) and throw it in his face. Since he might be already drunk, I believe he's not gunna press charges...