Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
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Top comments
starlalove 0
:D He's really funny!
jennikins 0
at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.
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Comments (230)
Zachschozz 0
You're a bitch
philadelphianus 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AshleyRose784 0
the response "guess" is bitchy in and of itself, he was right
niagara001001001 0
WHOA #80, watch yourself, you are just assuming that this girl was being a bitch. you really don't need to be so vulgar.
ben26_fml 0
ahahhahaa YDI ******* owned
niagara001001001 0
WHOA #80, watch yourself, you are just assuming that this girl was being a bitch. you really don't need to be so vulgar.
amy397123 0
Lol'd. Your boyfriend is a legend.
shmaller 0
How does "guess" mean sex? Those two aren't related by any stretch of the imagination.
DJ375 0
I like this guy!! brother has balls and a great sense of humor
TheSuitGuy 0
It reminds me of an ancient Chinese saying; Woman who says 'If you loved me, you'd know', gets an Xbox for Christmas.
zombieman000 0
This is fantastic.