Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
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Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
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starlalove 0
:D He's really funny!
jennikins 0
at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.
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Comments (230)
Agrajagged 3
Your boyfriend is super. It's unfortunate that most men are too lacking in the balls department to even attempt something this amazing.
maggy_fml 0
psh then it'll be harder for us to find a GOOD guy
summer66_fml 0
wow.......ydi.......& i think its pretty cool that your boyfriend has the balls to buy a box of tampons alone.......
shan789mudge 0
aww your boyfriend sounds sweet
lilcuti3pi389 0
What the **** did you expect him to get by just saying "guess"...?? What were u even aiming for by saying that?? I seriously don't know how this is not your fault. YDI for being ******* dumb.
Tom815Cat 0
weird
FPsLife 5
So did the hilarity make you less bitchy?
vioh 0
Erm... Usually that IS what women need when they don't specify whether they need something or not, but hint that they might. I would say that if I needed tampons, actually. You're a dumbass for assuming he thought you were being bitchy.
annapaulas 0
And you're a bit of a dumbass for assuming she assumed. From how the OP wrote it, it seems more likely that she asked him why he gave her some tampons and his reply was that she was being bitchy. She probably thought she could use 'apparently' as a shortcut and that most people would understand. Clearly, you do not fit in the 'most' category.
l_i_t_w198 0
LOL this made my day :P haha it was funny :)
UncleverName_FYL 0
lol "what you'd expect?, condoms"
Nycholai 0
Women, eh? Don't say retarded things like, "Guess." When people ask you things. It just makes people think you're an asshole. Especially if you're the kind of person (which you are because you're a woman) who says nothing is wrong when really something is and then you get all pissed when people believe you.
lmmmr 0
And when you're the kind of person who makes sweeping false generalizations, which you are because you're an idiot, you should not post comments.
poison29 0
he can't help it, he's the kind of person (which he is, because he's an asshole) who generalizes.
thatwasobvious 0
yeah, because thats not totally true for 99.9 % of the worlds population. I dont think ive ever known a single person in my whole life who hasnt said "nothing" was wrong with them when it was. And women are more emotional. biological fact. ergo, you are more likely to get pissed, or depressed. Nobody wants to deal with "nothing". and you two need to grow the **** up. people make generalizations because they are generally true. although it was blatantly (and needlessly) sexists the way he said it.
lmmmr 0
Your first sentence completely contradicts any points you were trying to make with the rest of the garbage.
scheeterla15 0
It's called sarcasm idiot. I think someone like you whose now commented on 5 different replies with smartass remarks would be able to pick up on something like that in the English language. Get a life
maggy_fml 0
just so you don't think we're all the same. when something is wrong i SAY it. if it's too personal i say it's too personal. i never lie. so stop with the stereotypes, they make you look stupid. which you probably are