Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
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starlalove 0
:D He's really funny!
jennikins 0
at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.
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lazorzpewpew 0
My first guess would've been condoms, not tampons >_> Gas stations = gas, condoms and beer
urmommmm 0
i moderated this one!
chunkofchange 0
lmfao! your boyfriend is amazing.
DannyBoii12 0
you should stop being a bitch then
love_to_laugh44 0
whoevever clicked YDI, how does a girl deserve PMSing?! its part of her body and she literally can't help being bitchy
hallecolada 0
They said nothing about deserving PMS, but the tampons because of the way she acted. Maybe she's just bitchy without PMSing, it doesn't even say she actually WAS PMSing.
niagara001001001 0
It never once said that she was PMS'ing, it said that her boyfriend thought that she was being bitchey...Learn the difference. She does deserve this, and yeh now she has extra tampons for when she runs out...lol Well done 8)
Emrysa 1
YDI because she deserved it, her period didn't make her snap guess. His response was totally appropriate, she got what she deserved for being a bitch. :) And before you pull the girl card out, I'm a girl and I can be a bitch on my period too. Seriously, eat some chocolate, learn to suck it up, and laugh at yourself. Its a biological function not a license to treat people like crap, especially when they're being nice to you.
Bleep_fml 0
1) she states nowhere that she is actually getting her period, so 3/4 chances, she's not PMSing. 2) it's not about PMS, it's about her being bitchy. 3) to OP: your boyfriend can't read your mind. Just tell him what you want, if you don't want anything, say so. How is he supposed to know what you want him to pick up if you just say "guess"?
bananapajama 0
I'm tired of women blaming everything on their menstrual cycle. yes, it does affect us in many different ways, but when it all comes down to it, you alone are responsible for being bitchy. Your unfertilized egg isn't holding a knife to your throat and saying "scream at him or else!" I'm a woman, for the record.
Hellzyes 0
LOL, 3/4th chances. Those aren't good odds.
Greg001 0
the thing is i think i no wat you were tryin to say, he just decided to be a dick :P
djh1996 0
Well ydi and you saying "guess" prob didn't help much
ohhhhshizzz 0
I thought you meant candy. Who thinks of tampons, even if someone is being bitchy. That just means they need sex. Seriously, sperm makes girls happy.
niagara001001001 0
I definitely agree with you!!!! You are the greatest!!!
mcsnelly 5
People assume OP said "guess" in a mean, bitchy way. How do you know she wasn't just trying to be playful by having him get something he thinks she might want?? Some guys might hate that because they think it's a huge pressure on them to get what she wants, but if a girl's telling him to guess, she's probably not that picky about it! She wasn't trying to be a bitch. And the bf should've just guessed at getting a drink or candy or something.
Dante167 0
Ive gotta agree with #58, the whole guessing game can be cute at first, but after a while its pretty annoying. Girls should just say what the hell they want. To the OP: YDI.
Broc 0
You really think she was implying she wanted to have sex at a ******* gas station? Serious question: are you retarded?
Lounia_fml 8
True.. I noticed that too. The ppl on FML are like sheep, they all do the same things (: