Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
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starlalove 0
:D He's really funny!
jennikins 0
at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.
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sux2beU 0
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
pinkpooh123 0
I know pplwho got weightloss pills and a membership to ballys and then dumped so this isnt bad its just funny
hillbilliebarbie 0
#51 cunty....good word!
Apoc22932 0
you so deserved that.... Honestly this guy is a legend. Although I can relate to this. I havent had a kiss in months and my gf never puts out... I don't mind so much on the second though. She's been so bitchy for the last couple of months though :(
lmmmr 0
It's because she hates you.
Blaq 0
Ha ha ha. You boyfriend is the man.
antifail 0
Your a bitch for him to do that
Scorponok 0
That answer is pretty bitchy. Word to the wise, men don't like guessing games.
capilot 10
This. Guys hate the "guess what I want" game with a passion. It's manipulative and crappy. We already know in advance we're going to lose no matter what we guess.
maggy_fml 0
i hate that too and i'm a girl. my last boyfriend made me guess all the time. i hate making people guess and guessing so yeah both guys and girls do it
lich_fml 0
My ex used to do that stuff all the time, just kidding around. Don't make a big deal out of it.
Escapist28 0
Let's review the facts. Your boyfriend was going to let you relax in the car while he went in to buy you something. He did exactly what you told him to do - he guessed. What's more, he bought you tampons without you having to even ask! I would never be able to get my boyfriend to do that. So he's considerate, obedient, clever, and lets you know when you have attitude in a creative way. You've got a winner.
amazingkate 0
you people are clueless, as is the bf. hasn't anybody ever heard that saying "guess!" in a bitchy tone is code for flaming hot cheetos, king size reeses and a forty? standard gas station slang.