Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

Oh I've seen this movie!! ....Pornhub right?

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StormGirl142 24

I think you accidentally a few words.

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token_blackguy 18

Oh, this made my day. Thank you op!

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omarecer 3

Were you? Your mom must be really hot

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TheSofaKing 7

To bad you did not come right after you made that comment.

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tjisnumbaone 5

Are you stupid?

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Tmichal1993 1

Because thats intelligent

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Allysaurus 0

Looool similar thing happened but I'm a girl so more awkward

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badactor009 0

Now that the cat is out of the bag and your Mom knows that guys beat their meat, you can just make an announcement clearly stating your intent. You don't need to explain yourself or apologize. Turn the tables on her by being bold about it. I'll bet you are not interrupted. "Hey everyone, I am headed to my room to jack off" . Nuff said.

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